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slowmotion
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Earwigs move even faster than my beanie.
My "Wardrobe Malfunction". It's worse than Janet Jackson's......
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slowmotion
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If only Spock's ears had pointy bits on the bottom, not the top, they would hold down the beanie beautifully.
steve292
Guru
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slowmotion
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Blimey!
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
jongooligan
Legendary Member
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- Behind bars
Don't do it! Your hat will blow off. My bristles act like velcro to keep my cap in place. Immediately after I've shaved my head is when I need my cap the most but it's also when it most easily escapes me.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
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- Over the Hill
Wear them upside down - suspender belt. 4 point attachments 
BTW I was going to post a pic of a suspender belt but decided better not
BTW I was going to post a pic of a suspender belt but decided better not
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slowmotion
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The likeness is spooky.
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That highly regarded academic journal, The Sun, published their learned research into tapes of this kind. I'm not sure if it was peer-reviewed.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/4...for-holly-willoughby-plunging-neckline-dress/
Fiona R
Formerly known as Cranky Knee Girl
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- N Somerset
The answer is so obvious I've read 6 pages of replies but nobody has mentioned it.
Knit your own to your noggin measurements, in your colour choice and to your own unique design. Easy. Best with fingering weight 80%merino 20% nylon for warmth, adjustability and washability.
All the other ideas are much more amusing!
Knit your own to your noggin measurements, in your colour choice and to your own unique design. Easy. Best with fingering weight 80%merino 20% nylon for warmth, adjustability and washability.
All the other ideas are much more amusing!
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Thanks for the suggestion. I'm afraid knitting is not one of the numerous skills in my extensive repertoire. By the time I complete my totally shapeless first stab at it, it'll be well into the summer by which time my ears will have warmed up nicely. The knitting needle might pass muster as a serviceable hat pin though....The answer is so obvious I've read 6 pages of replies but nobody has mentioned it.
Knit your own to your noggin measurements, in your colour choice and to your own unique design. Easy. Best with fingering weight 80%merino 20% nylon for warmth, adjustability and washability.
All the other ideas are much more amusing!
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
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- Hexleybeef
I just don’t think people are taking @slowmotion problem seriously enough.
This is no joking matter. The quality on this forum is slipping.
This is no joking matter. The quality on this forum is slipping.
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slowmotion
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The sad fact is that, unless you are a fellow sufferer, people show a callous lack of sympathy. It's shocking.
