Rushforth and Bindtheboy
Apparently the father of John Mortimer (writer of the Rumpole stories) liked the sound of the line, which is from King John, as it sounded like the name of a solicitor's firm and he even used to amuse himself when introduced to a younger colleague "Did you used to work for Rushforth and Bindtheboy?"
John M told another gem about his father, who being blind, would get his secretary to read out loud the details of his lurid divorce on the train to prepare for his day in court. One such case hinged on a you lady's upside down footprints being left on the dashboard of the family car, which naturally shocked / titilated the other passengers in the railway compartment.