My Custard Creams have malfunctioned

[T.M.H.N.E.T]

I was at college with somebody who used to work at a biscuit factory. He told us that one of his colleagues used to masturbate into the custard cream mix. Bin them!

 

[lazybloke]

I would spread peanut butter on the non cream side and then push them together

Or marmite?

 

[biggs682]

Or marmite?

Not for me but we are all different

 

[steveindenmark]

Malfunctioned??
Thats how you are supposed to eat them. They have peeled themselves for you. Stop moaning. 😄

 

[tyred]

Write a strongly worded letter to the manufacturer and they might send you a free packet.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I do hope your Ginger Nuts are still working (Don't ask how I know they are Ginger. Well OK, Miss Goodbody let them it slip)

 

[PeteXXX]

I do hope your Ginger Nuts are still working (Don't ask how I know they are Ginger. Well OK, Miss Goodbody let them it slip)

I'm not a fan of ginger nuts.. They make the biscuit barrel smelly.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I'm not a fan of ginger nuts.. They make the biscuit barrel smelly.

Err - two biscuit barrels obvs

 

[Julia9054]

Err - two biscuit barrels obvs

What is this biscuit barrel of which you speak?
(eats entire packet in one sitting . . . or possibly whilst still standing - custard creams obviously)

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

What is this biscuit barrel of which you speak?
(eats entire packet in one sitting . . . or possibly whilst still standing - custard creams obviously)

@PeteXXX and myself are mere lightweights cowering in your mighty shadow

 

[PeteXXX]

MrsPete once put her Gingernuts into the biscuit barrel containing my Custard Creams. Suffice it to say, they tasted yucky!

 

[classic33]

Write a strongly worded letter to the manufacturer and they might send you a free packet.

He could send them to me, and I could take both letter and biscuits to the factory. It's only 21/4 miles from where I'm sat right now.

Unless they were made in Ireland, then you could make the same offer of help to him.

 

[slowmotion]

Duck Tape.

 

[Fnaar]

I do hope your Ginger Nuts are still working (Don't ask how I know they are Ginger. Well OK, Miss Goodbody let them it slip)

Miss Goodbody is rather partial to a Chocolate Hobnob 🙂

 

[Andy_R]

Think those stories are typical to food factories, you do not want to know what alledgly has gone into Pork Farms Pork Pies in the past.

A bit of David Cameron's anatomy?