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Bratwurst for me too tonight, in a potato salad.

That Rushdie fatwa goes back so far, it must have been the early 90s. :sad: It's ages since I read a book but I might read Midnight's Children for the 3rd time.

1989 actually...
 
It's the BTCC at Snetterton this weekend. This put a stop to my Friday long bike ride and pub lunch as it's a bit difficult trying to make food for the weekend after a few pints of good beer.

Instead I went out to do one of my regular loops this afternoon, but realised I'd forgotten the drinks bottle after a few miles and returned home to get it. To show how warm this afternoon was, I drunk the contents in just 25 miles. A very Betty Swollocks day.

Don't fry yourself to a crisp. Snett has NO shade at all. I can lob you a tube of factor 50, because you'll need it.

I'll be watching from the comfort of my armchair.

On second thoughts, if I lob you a tube of factor 50, will you lob me Dan Cammish in return? :tongue:
 

Jenkins

Legendary Member
Location
Felixstowe
Don't fry yourself to a crisp. Snett has NO shade at all. I can lob you a tube of factor 50, because you'll need it.

I'll be watching from the comfort of my armchair.

On second thoughts, if I lob you a tube of factor 50, will you lob me Dan Cammish in return? :tongue:
Don't worry - I know all about Snetterton & the lack of shade. I was there three weeks ago for a meeting in this sort of weather - factor 30 before I left home and a top up at lunch time despite it being the 'all day' P20 stuff. Plus an added blocking layer of Norfolk dust being picked up by the wind and sticking to the sunscreen.

This weekend I'm using lightweight full length trousers, a lightweight long sleeved shirt and a wide brimmed Tilley hat as cover :okay:

As for D.C. Do you know roughly what his weight is so I can calculate the correct sedative dose...
 
Don't worry - I know all about Snetterton & the lack of shade. I was there three weeks ago for a meeting in this sort of weather - factor 30 before I left home and a top up at lunch time despite it being the 'all day' P20 stuff. Plus an added blocking layer of Norfolk dust being picked up by the wind and sticking to the sunscreen.

This weekend I'm using lightweight full length trousers, a lightweight long sleeved shirt and a wide brimmed Tilley hat as cover :okay:

As for D.C. Do you know roughly what his weight is so I can calculate the correct sedative dose...

Actually, I lie.. There is *ONE* tree in the paddock... :laugh:

DC is tall but weedy. I'd guesstimate about 75kg. Might as well just kloink him on the noggin - far less complicated. :laugh:
 
Right, off to bed go I.

Nunnight one and all xxx :hello:
 

Jenkins

Legendary Member
Location
Felixstowe
Up and about early - flaming freight trains making too much noise. Coffee has been drunk & a quick bowl of porridge will be had before heading off to Norfolk
DC is tall but weedy. I'd guesstimate about 75kg. Might as well just kloink him on the noggin - far less complicated. :laugh:
Syringes are easier to conceal and use at close quarters than iron bars (or so I've been told :whistle:)
 
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