Mundane News

[mybike]

Lady issues today, and I feel absolutely godawful.

If anyone fancies the herd of heffalumps currently tap dancing on my middle, they are welcome to them.

Swap them for the razor blades, amoeba in my throat & the Olympic nasal team doing a marathon.

Actually, probably not.

Grandchildren kindly donated these to me & I'm feeling much like a squeezed out dish rag.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Swap them for the razor blades, amoeba in my throat & the Olympic nasal team doing a marathon.

Actually, probably not.

Grandchildren kindly donated these to me & I'm feeling much like a squeezed out dish rag.

I hope it's not the delta variant. It doesn't present like ''classic'' covid, more like a bad summer cold.

 

[classic33]

What will they be replaced with?

Polymer ones, in circulation these last two weeks now.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Polymer ones, in circulation these last two weeks now.

I seem to remember reading that an enormous proportion of the paper £50s had disappeared from circulation and the speculation was that they were a major criminal unit of currency. If so, there's going to be an awful lot of money laundering going on.

 

[classic33]

I seem to remember reading that an enormous proportion of the paper £50s had disappeared from circulation and the speculation was that they were a major criminal unit of currency. If so, there's going to be an awful lot of money laundering going on.

There's not many places that'll accept a £50 note, even if what you're paying for costs more.

Exchange yours for Euro's.

 

[PeteXXX]

There's not many places that'll accept a £50 note, even if what you're paying for costs more.

Exchange yours for Euro's.

Or 0.002121395 Bitcoins

 

[fossyant]

Got tomorrow booked off, but I think I'll dash to the caravan at lunch before my 2pm meeting. Only issue is rounding up 4 cat's for the journey. Bike ride tomorrow in North Wales - road if dry, Llandegla if wet.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Or 0.002121395 Bitcoins

The only thing I've learnt about bitcoins is that fungible is actually a thing, though only by them being non-fungible tokens . And NFT no longer stands for a place on London's Southbank.

 

[PeteXXX]

I've been told that's it's my fault that the auto-squirty airfreshener has ended up in pieces up the hall after it sprayed my head when I bent down in front of it to get my wallet out of my bag...

 

[PeteXXX]

The only thing I've learnt about bitcoins is that fungible is actually a thing, though only by them being non-fungible tokens . And NFT no longer stands for a place on London's Southbank.

Or NFT Northern Food Transport

 

[Illaveago]

I've just taken 2 parrots! One was broken !. I knew I should have kept the receipt !

 

[Speicher]

I've just taken 2 parrots! One was broken !. I knew I should have kept the receipt !

Are you aspirin' to get your money back?

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

I've just taken 2 parrots! One was broken !. I knew I should have kept the receipt !

Norwegian Blue? Was it only pretending to be broken? Or has it joined the choir invisible?

 

[classic33]

Are you aspirin' to get your money back?

He'll sit a Polly graph if he could get his money back.

 

[Speicher]

He'll sit a Polly graph if he could get his money back.

Yes, you've reminded me to put the kettle on, we'll all have tea!