Mundane News

[EltonFrog]

@CarlP
Remember when you posted that photo of you with the machine that goes "ping"? I nearly replied that it was difficult to say who was the most handsome - you or Fabbers. That would have flummoxed you, wouldn't it?

On the "Recovery" thread, I might be referred to as "a wearer of a lumpy jumper".

Btw, your buns look nice.

It might have.

I don't read the recovery thread.

Thanks.

 

[hopless500]

We have been out for a fab lunch with friends where much wine was consumed.

I escorted the Foodster home and placed him on the sofa and he is providing me with a cacophony on wildlife sounds and smells from the savannah.

Your sympathy is greatly appreciated.

 

[screenman]

40 litres gone and 40 left, I may need more.

 

[potsy]

40 litres gone and 40 left, I may need more.

Is this how much gin @Hill Wimp has gotten through today?

 

[slowmotion]

Why so?

The livers often come from veal calves who don't have particularly pleasant brief lives.

 

[Salty seadog]

The SE has two new inner tubes and both it and the Ribble have had a good mickle and are ready to go. I've even cleaned my helmet .

Who's been hacking your account.

 

[Illaveago]

What were you drinking last night?

Loads.

 

[Illaveago]

Morning. I bought a badminton racket at a car boot sale yesterday for 60 p and now I need another one and some shuttlecocks. I spotted one on e, a bargain at the moment at £ 5.50 buyer collects. Manchester?

 

[EltonFrog]

It's the 1st of May.

 

[Illaveago]

It is sunny at the moment.
The invisible cats reappeared last night, one of them had huge tummy tickles and ate his food whilst I kept watch by the door. Gwen must have told him that when dogs arrive it is best to disappear.

 

[Hill Wimp]

It's raining.

 

[raleighnut]

The SE has two new inner tubes and both it and the Ribble have had a good mickle and are ready to go. I've even cleaned my helmet .

 

[Illaveago]

I can see a tree full of Crows from where I'm sitting. I think there are 12 of them. They won't keep still !

 

[Lullabelle]

I had honey on toast for breakfast.

 

[TVC]

I had rollmops for breakfast.

There, that should divide the crowd.