Mundane News

[rockyroller]

I've been trying unsuccessfully to read my library book and nodding off every few pages.

I think you're done, go nap

 

[rockyroller]

Right, time I put on some sensible / presentable clothes and went off erranding.

been spending more time w/ my Mom since my Dad passed this summer. you reminded me of something she said to me when I was young & was going to run errands with her. "when you go out with me, you need to look nice"

 

[Reynard]

been spending more time w/ my Mom since my Dad passed this summer. you reminded me of something she said to me when I was young & was going to run errands with her. "when you go out with me, you need to look nice"

Well, I can't exactly go and face the world wearing a grey fleece onesie with pink stars on it, and fluffy pink socks...

 

[Jameshow]

Apparently human poo is a good defence, where might you find some? Just turn around and pick it up!

 

[Illaveago]

Saw that on the lunchtime news...

I wonder which end was the buffet car ?

 

[Reynard]

Almost time to feed the cats, and then it will be time to feed me.

 

[Reynard]

I wonder which end was the buffet car ?

Do such things actually still exist?

The trolley service on the Kings Cross to Kings Lynn service got axed years ago...

 

[oldwheels]

Apparently human poo is a good defence, where might you find some? Just turn around and pick it up!

My wildlife pal went to visit relatives in Canada. Wakened early first morning and went for a walk around the local forest. Relatives were horrified and he was told to never go out there again without a bear pistol and he was instructed in the use of this firearm. Two inch bore and his first shot nearly knocked him on his back. He used rifles at home and a large air pistol for despatching mink so used to armaments but this was a different league.

 

[Illaveago]

Bl**dy rugby!
I was looking forward to Only Connect tonight !

 

[classic33]

Erranding accomplished. Letter sent for the parental unit, there's £20 worth of fuel put in the car and I've acquired two fine-tip permanent markers, one black, one red, plus a new tube of black acrylic paint.

The red isn't quite the shade I wanted (too bright), but the one that was the right colour (a reddish brown) was only available in a point size that was much too thick for my needs. I can always glaze over the red with some burnt umber paint or something...

Now sat down with a and a chocolate chip biskit

Acquired??

 

[PeteXXX]

My wildlife pal went to visit relatives in Canada. Wakened early first morning and went for a walk around the local forest. Relatives were horrified and he was told to never go out there again without a bear pistol and he was instructed in the use of this firearm. Two inch bore and his first shot nearly knocked him on his back. He used rifles at home and a large air pistol for despatching mink so used to armaments but this was a different league.

A 2" bore! That's a hand-held mortar, not a pistol

 

[classic33]

The Treacle Tritters have started despite the rain .

The heavens opened here just before the hour. There's non going round now.

My "trick" worked, this time.

 

[Gwylan]

Well, I can't exactly go and face the world wearing a grey fleece onesie with pink stars on it, and fluffy pink socks...

Well you can. Just think through the clothing and find your inner style model

 

[tyred]

Ebay seems to be suggesting I should buy a Christmas jumper

 

[Gwylan]

Don't go just sit back and surf the forum then eBay then BBC news repeat ..!🤣🤣🤣

Have you been watching me?