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[Fab Foodie]

I should like one front row seat for "The Swallow Show," please.

Time to get your dirty mac out again then....

 

[HertzvanRental]

Time to get your dirty mac out again then....

.....And Dolly Mixtures!!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I was in B&Q at half eight this morning I can now finish off our box room, I was a roll short when I worked out how much paper I needed.

 

[hopless500]

I have been looking at Caravans all evening.

Make sure there is Hop and bags of yarn room

 

[MontyVeda]

Perhaps they should combine the two and make a really dreadful film?
The Phantom Highlander Menace?
I started watching Silver Dream Racer? Last night and had to give it up. Did Victoria Wood direct it before she did Acorn Antiques?

the second single i ever bought was Silver Dream Machine... not a bad song but the film is absolute pants.

 

[Speicher]

I have been looking at Caravans all evening.

I was looking at double decker buses mobile homes yesterday morning.

What about a mobile home bus in Brighton, just the ticket?
Just watch out for low bridges.

 

[Speicher]

Or there is a boathouse, close to the airport. There is room for improvement on the interior, how good are you with a hammer and saw?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-58590313.html

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I fell asleep at the dinner table at 02:30 am this morning. I blame the gin.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Or there is a boathouse, close to the airport. There is room for improvement on the interior, how good are you with a hammer and saw?

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-58590313.html

Ripe for restoration!

 

[EltonFrog]

I was looking at double decker buses mobile homes yesterday morning.

What about a mobile home bus in Brighton, just the ticket?
Just watch out for low bridges.

That is just Fab!

In other news, my poached eggs were perfect this morning.

 

[hopless500]

The pain au chocolat were slightly over cooked. It didn't stop us from eating them though.

 

[Illaveago]

I was just admiring a stair lift on an advert on the TV and was wondering if you could stop it half way up or would it be like be like putting a tape into a VCR machine, once set in motion it had to complete the cycle before you could stop it.

 

[Speicher]

I was just admiring a stair lift on an advert on the TV and was wondering if you could stop it half way up or would it be like be like putting a tape into a VCR machine, once set in motion it had to complete the cycle before you could stop it.

I am not sure if your post is a serious one.

My mother has a stairlift, so the below comments apply to her model of stairlift. Other stairlifts may be available.

You can stop it halfway, or even near the bottom or top of the stairs. You do have to be very careful that you are at the bottom or the top before attempting to disembark. My mother got confused and thought it was at the bottom, but it wasn't and she got off the chair and fell down the last three steps. She broke her collarbone and three ribs, and lay in a heap at the bottom of the stairs until a neighbour popped round. My mother has one of those alarm call "watch", but it was in the bathroom, upstairs, and not on her wrist.

Also the battery mechanism only engages when the chair is connected to the "base" at one end or the other. If you forget this, and then there is a power cut, when the battery is low, then you are somewhat in the poop. The battery knows how much power it needs, and will not set off up or down if the battery power is very low.

 

[Lullabelle]

not a nice day today.

 

[Lullabelle]

I am not sure if your post is a serious one.

My mother has a stairlift, so the below comments apply to her model of stairlift. Other stairlifts may be available.

You can stop it halfway, or even near the bottom or top of the stairs. You do have to be very careful that you are at the bottom or the top before attempting to disembark. My mother got confused and thought it was at the bottom, but it wasn't and she got off the chair and fell down the last three steps. She broke her collarbone and three ribs, and lay in a heap at the bottom of the stairs until a neighbour popped round. My mother has one of those alarm call "watch", but it was in the bathroom, upstairs, and not on her wrist.

Also the battery mechanism only engages when the chair is connected to the "base" at one end or the other. If you forget this, and then there is a power cut, when the battery is low, then you are somewhat in the poop. The battery knows how much power it needs, and will not set off up or down if the battery power is very low.

Oh my god your poor mum