Mundane News

[Illaveago]

Morning. I have had some low calorie porridge this morning, it was unintentional, but was a cleverly executed pincer movement set up between the microwave and the dish rack. The dish rack caused a distraction by allowing a plate to slip out of my hand through the rack and smash on the worktop. This is where the porridge seized it's opportunity and leapt out of the bowl and spread itself all over the microwave.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I know. She'll be speichless.

Very good....

 

[TVC]

Friday today, even the BBC think so.

I have checked and there is no celery in the fridge, as it should be.

 

[TVC]

I've just noticed we've got the like button back again. For those that missed it there was quite a little party last night as Shaun gave us some funky buttons to play with.

 

[Illaveago]

My daughter's kitten has become Kung Fu Kitten. He has developed a technique to bring down a person by charging at you from behind and landing on the back of your knee causing it to give way. He is a little b g r at times but he is fun.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

This morning I discovered that falling off bikes is not good for mobile phone screens. I should have put it in the other side pocket.

 

[hopless500]

This morning I discovered that falling off bikes is not good for mobile phone screens. I should have put it in the other side pocket.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

This morning I discovered that falling off bikes is not good for mobile phone screens. I should have put it in the other side pocket.

, Thats why I keep mine in my saddle bag. Many years ago a mate of mine fell off his bike and landed on his phone, trouble was though he didn't hurt himself he did some damage to his bike and was right out in the sticks, he had a five mile walk before he found a farm where he could ring home and get his wife out to pick him up.

 

[hopless500]

Tea is mashing in the kitchen. Just about to go and pour a cup but a certain young man has plonked himself on my lap.

 

[hopless500]

Is Fabbers staying with you again?

I can happily say Mr Foodie hasn't yet tried sitting on me.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I can happily say Mr Foodie hasn't yet tried sitting on me.

There is always time during your visit next week

 

[Hill Wimp]

I've just noticed we've got the like button back again. For those that missed it there was quite a little party last night as Shaun gave us some funky buttons to play with.

A small technical hitch in them was found I believe.

 

[mybike]

Last week I had to buy a suit, turns out I am a 28.5" leg and not the lofty 29" I thought I was

You've probably shrunk.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/rise-hipster-bird-watcher/

I am now a Hipster bird watcher

The waist was too big?

Supper time, 2 sticks of celery and a glass of diet coke, yum yum.

That won't make them fit better!

 

[hopless500]

There is always time during your visit next week

I shall arm myself with several knitting needles.....

 

[Gravity Aided]

Friday today, even the BBC think so.

I have checked and there is no celery in the fridge, as it should be.

Has @potsy been over? I hear he is now a threat to celery.