Mundane News

[cookiemonster]

Oh so true.😂

 

[cookiemonster]

Or…

Teacher: Practise speaking English with your partner.

Student A: Can you speak Chinese?

Student B: Yes.

Student A *in Chinese*: 你好。

😂

 

[oldwheels]

Another nice day and forecast to remain like that for several days.
Need to get out and water my newly planted tubs as they will not have got properly established yet and I hope to be away for few days. If my neighbours are out with a hose watering their plants they will direct some in my direction to do mine as well.
Comedy on FB as some in the Ross of Mull get stuff delivered from a well known supermarket. Somehow the individual orders got jumbled up and there was much " I have got abc I did not order but has anybody got my xyz?" They seem to have got themselves sorted now and all has gone quiet.
It will not be quiet here tho' as the music festival will be in full swing outdoors since it is fine weather. A good day to be out on the road but got too much to attend to today.
Got very brave and got shorts on for the first time this year.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

So @Reynard knows it's her fridge.

Obviously.

Cool explanation!

 

[Illaveago]

Bu993r me! The Beeb has just announced what sport is on ! No mention of an F1 GP tomorrow but I bet they will be the first to blurt out the result as soon as it comes in without any warning !

 

[biggs682]

Time for a ride
Looks dry outside
Just a few jobs to do first

Ended up with a nice but chilly 54 miles .
First cuppa went down well.

 

[Speicher]

Have you upset someone upstairs ?

No, I don't think so. Tho I did upset someone earlier in the week. They were trying to be sneaky and I accidentally found out, and put a stop to their sneakiness. I also informed the appropriate people of the Sneaky Act.

 

[gbb]

Local council do a 'bring your bulky items to a carpark nearby, have a couple bin lorries sat there and you take your unwanted carp. Brilliant system, very well used by the locals.
Last item out of the van was a 70s Fuji SLR in a bag with accessories. Bin man, as i approached said 'chuck it in that bin mate
I opened the bag and showed him....ooooh, I'll take that...he said.
Fill yer boots mate. If it has value somewhere, all the better.

 

[rockyroller]

my left foot is messed up in a whole new way. since Thursday

 

[rockyroller]

I was wondering what is the use of tracking on parcel deliveries? I often find that they are so out of step that the parcel arrived before the tracking has moved . Or the parcel seems to do a lot of moving and never arrives !

 

[Hebe]

I have reached the bottom of the ironing basket.

 

[cookiemonster]

I is sleepy.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I have reached the bottom of the ironing basket.

I'll be looking for the bottom of the ironing baskets later.

 

[biggs682]

Second cuppa went down well.
Mixed berries crumble is cooking

 

[Andy in Germany]

I have reached the bottom of the ironing basket.

Ironing basket...

I believe I've heard the concept.