I'm nearly up.
There's a hedgehog in the garden 🦔
The dog is fascinated.I bet the hog is scared
What you need is something along the lines of a pitcher plant with a slippery neck but with a gas turbine at the base !Parental unit's prescription dropped off, and a gallon of chainsaw oil bought.
The agricultural engineering place did have rat traps, but not the ones I wanted. I don't want a live trap, the cheap plastic ones are useless (The Big Cheese - waste of money), and I don't want to be putting poison bait down.
Off to Screwfix tomorrow, methinks. And take a load of stuff to the tip, as that's just round the corner from Screwfix.
Aaaaaaaaaaaanyways, time for a and a smackerel of something.
Parental unit's prescription dropped off, and a gallon of chainsaw oil bought.
The agricultural engineering place did have rat traps, but not the ones I wanted. I don't want a live trap, the cheap plastic ones are useless (The Big Cheese - waste of money), and I don't want to be putting poison bait down.
Off to Screwfix tomorrow, methinks. And take a load of stuff to the tip, as that's just round the corner from Screwfix.
Aaaaaaaaaaaanyways, time for a and a smackerel of something.
Smells nice though !Take him out to the woodshed and show him where the ash and the yew are. Pine, for goodness sake! Neither fit for man nor beast, despite B&Q's attempts to bestow it upon us. It's not even worth burning (burns too fast & too smokey).
Distilleries and maltings tend to have lots of rats. Sometimes they got caught in the conveyor and ended up in the grist mill. You heard a thump and a flat rat shot out into the mash tun. Added to the flavour.On the city farm I worked at you could hear the rats running under the floorboards in the main building. We had an official rat catcher on the team, and occasionally I would be called on to burn a rat in the workshop furnace.
Once some of the kids met the rat catcher carrying a deceased rat for his cremation. My colleague ended up having to dig a grave and officiate at a funeral.