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I received very specific instructions for the fine tuning of the Unicorn last night, and am now putting them into practice while slowly losing the remains of my sanity:

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oldwheels

Legendary Member
Location
Isle of Mull
Being Sunday I thought it would follow the usual pattern of quieter roads. Wrong again, at 10 o’clock the touroid are out in force even tho’ it was still a bit overcast and damp.
One idiot in a motorhome tried to pass in inadequate space and got thoroughly sworn at which unfortunately he probably could not hear. His pal behind got in a panic and stopped in a narrow bit and probably wondered why I stopped and gestured him to come on in a somewhat peremptory fashion.
I did not have my camera on which was a mistake on my part.
Tourists aaaargh.
 

Gravity Aided

Legendary Member
Location
Land of Lincoln
I thought I was being so kind by flicking a wasp out of the bird bath as it was having trouble swimming to the edge.
It all went wrong when I my 'flick' propelled it straight into a spider's Web 🕸


Maybe it was just it's time 😔
Don't mess with the continuum
The timeline and fate must be reconciled.
The future depends on it.
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
There's a cone in the middle of Sandwich market Square. It wouldn't have bothered me but the council have stuck a do not move sign on it, saying it's there for a reason. Infuriatingly, they don't tell the reason.
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