Mundane News

[mybike]

Cockney rhyming slang innit.

Are you sure of that?

 

[EltonFrog]

Are you sure of that?

Yup.

 

[potsy]

Finally got home at 8.

I'm now fed and watered.

I will soon be heading up the apples and pears.

I'm cream crackered

@User

Could you please translate this message for us none southerners?

 

[mybike]

@User

Could you please translate this message for us none southerners?

We don't want to give away all our secrets.

Yup.

I suspect you've been on a dodgy web page.

 

[hopless500]

Cockney rhyming slang innit.

Yebbut, for what? Translate please

 

[hopless500]

@User

Could you please translate this message for us none southerners?

That one is easy. However @CarlP's is a bit more

 

[hopless500]

@User

Could you please translate this message for us none southerners?

 

[Reynard]

Sorted out some prizes and specials for our branch of CP's charity pet cat show next weekend. Now I'm going to have a well-earned slice of cake.

 

[robjh]

Just finished a bottle of the German holiday wine from last year. Mmm, nice.

(actually, Mmm, semi-sweet)

 

[Fab Foodie]

Forgot to mention earlier.

The killing season has begun on the beach.

@Fab Foodie had to clear up carnage this morning

Prime suspect....

 

[Fab Foodie]

Just picked 17yo up from party. He is now driving the big white bus.....

 

[Fab Foodie]

In fact some really heavy chunder.
Thatchers Gold with lumps.
Niceee.

 

[Speicher]

I think that is TMI really.

How much noise are you planning to make tomorrow?

 

[Fab Foodie]

I think that is TMI really.

How much noise are you planning to make tomorrow?

A LOT. Dad's revenge :-)

 

[Speicher]

A LOT. Dad's revenge :-)

My thoughts prexactly, tho, not as a Dad if you see what I mean.