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[Ming the Merciless]

I'm left-handed too but I stay left-handed 365 days per year.

I am cack handed as well. I used to swap hands mid page when writing at primary school. But they decided my left was better and I stopped me using right.

I do hold bats in right hand though and shave with right hand. Toothbrush right handed.

Fork and spoon left handed, knife left handed when buttering or cutting bread. Knife right handed when eating.

Scissors and tin openers left handed.

chop sticks left handed.

Use computer mouse left handed but buttons same as right handed.

bike pump left handed

So it’s not all left dominant.

 

[woodbutchmaster]

Metaphorically, I can deal with.

The other is just too much of a pain in the arse...

On that note l think l'll butt out

 

[woodbutchmaster]

It was a very pheasant day

Oooh no you would be hung drawn and some other things .....pheasant killing begins in October

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Oooh no you would be hung drawn and some other things .....pheasant killing begins in October

Are you a pheasant plucker?

 

[classic33]

Colleague of mine lives in Chester. Having a video call today, and he said he was about to go out for a pint shortly (well jealous). He said, the only issue is the tourists at the moment, too many. They (whispers) are either from Liverpool or Wales. I start laughing (Manc here). I said you'll have to shut the gates (he lives in the centre).

Anyway, he says, as one of the 1200 of us that live within the walls, there is an ancient law that lets us shoot the Welsh with a crossbow.


But only after 12am.


I said, well you can sort the late night boozers out if they widdle on your front door. He said he's not got a crossbow, as it might be dangerous after a few pints.

It's a longbow, not a crossbow.

 

[biggs682]

Left handed day tomorrow
Might go for a ride in its honour tomorrow

 

[classic33]

Left handed day tomorrow
Might go for a ride in its honour tomorrow

You know what date International Left Handed Day is celebrated/observed.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I am cack handed as well. I used to swap hands mid page when writing at primary school. But they decided my left was better and I stopped me using right.

I do hold bats in right hand though and shave with right hand. Toothbrush right handed.

Fork and spoon left handed, knife left handed when buttering or cutting bread. Knife right handed when eating.

Scissors and tin openers left handed.

chop sticks left handed.

Use computer mouse left handed but buttons same as right handed.

bike pump left handed

So it’s not all left dominant.

You sound ambidextrous.

 

[classic33]

You sound ambidextrous.

Has the swear filter cut in?

 

[Reynard]

Well, tonight's footy isn't going quite as planned...

On the other hand, I had a very nice mushroom and onion risotto for supper.

 

[fossyant]

It's a longbow, not a crossbow.

Ah you are probably right as he can't get one in his house...

 

[Jenkins]

I have had a text message from my Doctors' surgery with a link to book up for this year's flu vaccination.

 

[classic33]

Ah you are probably right as he can't get one in his house...

House that small?

 

[fossyant]

Ah you are probably right as he can't get one in his house...

@classic33 I could vouch on you getting it right - I was just laughing me head off, as Prestatyn is full of Mancs and Scousers.... where my tin box is....

 

[biggs682]

You know what date International Left Handed Day is celebrated/observed.

Yes 13th August ie today