[QUOTE 4702539, member: 21629"]You reminded me this:
A recipe for a man how to bake an apple pie.
Take 10 eggs from fridge.
Put the remaining 7 eggs on the table and clean the floor. Be more careful next time.
Take a small bowl and crack the eggs on its edge.
Clean the table.
Whip the remaining 5 eggs using food mixer.
Try it again but make sure that you installed metal beaters correctly this time.
Wash your face. Clean your ears very thoroughly because dry remains of eggs are very difficult to clean after some time.
You've got 2 eggs left now. This is the exact amount that you needed.
Cover the walls and ceiling of your kitchen with old newspapers.
Get a glass of flour and pour it into the bowl with eggs. The remaining 800g of flour which is scattered everywhere wipe into a bin.
Start whipping eggs and flour.
Take a shower.
Get 4 apples and sharp knife.
Apply a plaster on the finger you've just cut with the knife.
Cut apples into cubes. You are allowed to eat 2 apples only because you will need another 2 for the pie.
Pour cubes of apples into the bowl.
Whip everything with food mixer.
Pour batter into a baking tray and put it into the oven. If nothing happens after some time - turn the oven on.
Open windows.
After such a hard job you can go to the shop to buy edible apple pie. And grab some beer - to calm your nerves from stress.[/QUOTE]
Depends on the man though......(some are more dependable than others!!)
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