Mundane News

[classic33]

Just finished. How I manage to make my apartment so grubby I don't know: It's not like I'm here that much.

There's only you to blame as well.

 

[Andy in Germany]

There's only you to blame as well.

Yup, that's the worst of it...

 

[Reynard]

They have you well trained, don''t they?

Yup.

They sit and stare at me when it is food time - just inside my eye line so's I can't ignore them.

How the blazes they know it's coming up to 7pm I don't know, seeings they can't tell the time off the clock. Or can they?

 

[classic33]

Yup, that's the worst of it...

You could be cleaning someone's dirt!

Or somebody else.
"Sometimes a specific percentage of dust is said to be skin, usually about 70 or 80 percent."

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Just finished. How I manage to make my apartment so grubby I don't know: It's not like I'm here that much.

Grubby gremlins, also known as Grublings, enter empty flats and seem to take great pleasure in making a mess. I've never seen one because they're very shy around humans but I know that they exist and have visited me too.

 

[classic33]

Grubby gremlins, also known as Grublings, enter empty flats and seem to take great pleasure in making a mess. I've never seen one because they're very shy around humans but I know that they exist and have visited me too.

Maybe they've taken some of your stuff to @Andy in Germany's place.

Wonder what you'll get back in return.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Maybe they've taken some of your stuff to @Andy in Germany's place.

Wonder what you'll get back in return.

My local grubling specialises in depositing crud on the floor. I wonder whether Andy's missing some.

 

[classic33]

My local grubling specialises in depositing crud on the floor. I wonder whether Andy's missing some.

Would he have noticed, once he'd swept it all up.

 

[Reynard]

Grubby gremlins, also known as Grublings, enter empty flats and seem to take great pleasure in making a mess. I've never seen one because they're very shy around humans but I know that they exist and have visited me too.

At my place, those are known as "cats"

 

[classic33]

At my place, those are known as "cats"

Ooohh, you're to blame then!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Ooohh, you're to blame then!

They've been visiting you too then? I'm sceptical about cats being responsible, though. Cats don't hide away like grublings do.

 

[Reynard]

Cats don't hide away like grublings do.

Try telling that to Madam Paranoid

(that's Poppy, to you and me)

 

[Reynard]

A would be a very fine thing right now. I'm going to put the kettle on.

And no, I'm not going to be wearing it @classic33

 

[classic33]

A would be a very fine thing right now. I'm going to put the kettle on.

And no, I'm not going to be wearing it @classic33

And you expect me to believe that last part.

 

[Reynard]

And you expect me to believe that last part.

Well, it *would* be true if I was a character in Beauty and the Beast (although that was a teapot, not a kettle IIRC), but as I'm not, then you're going to have to