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biggs682

Itching to get back on my bike's
Location
Northamptonshire
Do you have a phantom gardener that comes round and does them ? :whistle:
Yes me
 

deptfordmarmoset

Full time tea drinker
Location
Armonmy Way
Morning all. The water is off but this time it was planned so I had time to prepare pans of water and run a bath before it went off.

Meanwhile, someone's just uncovered a previously unknown Lear Limerick and it features bicycles. However, he spells bicycle bycicle and only gives it one wheel.

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There was an old man on a bycicle
Whose nose was adorned with an Icicle.
But they said - ''if you stop,
''It will certainly drop
& abolish both you and your Bycicle.
 

Mo1959

Legendary Member
I was thinking about the way Boris has handled this virus is a bit like that little Dutch boy with his finger in the dam. Just as the water starts to drop he goes off to answer the phone ! :wacko:
It is feeling a bit bizarre the way things are going. Sort of, well we have done what we can, now you'll all just have to get on with it.
 

numbnuts

Legendary Member
I had a shave this morning.
I shave in the evening, but no one seems to notice :blush:
 

fossyant

Ride It Like You Stole It!
Location
South Manchester
Now my work computer wants to do another update and reboot. :angry:

That happened to me last night, but when switching off. We had a major update a few months ago - took half a day, then was still iffy the next morning until it had re-booted a few times.

Very wet here today, the plants do need it though. The side lawn is still rock hard underneath, despite all the rain in the last four days.

I've got 17.5 days holiday to use up in the next 8 weeks :ohmy:. I can carry over 5 days, but that means I've got to use up 2.5 weeks worth. Looking at booking Friday off, but only if it's dry as fancy another play at Llandegla (hopefully no impaled riders this time).
 
Morning all. The water is off but this time it was planned so I had time to prepare pans of water and run a bath before it went off.

Meanwhile, someone's just uncovered a previously unknown Lear Limerick and it features bicycles. However, he spells bicycle bycicle and only gives it one wheel.

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There was an old man on a bycicle
Whose nose was adorned with an Icicle.
But they said - ''if you stop,
''It will certainly drop
& abolish both you and your Bycicle.
I suppose he could have written :
There was an old man on a wheel,
Whose nose was adorned with an eel
It was said , "if you stop
It will certainly drop"
& jelly both you and the eel .
 
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