Mundane News

[mybike]

Great new show from Lost Voice Guy, and Lee gave me a signed DVD.

At the Turkish restaurant we ordered the mixed platter for two. They must have meant two Potsys

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Where's the chopping board.

 

[mybike]

Dodgy shirt as well...

Designed to disguise spills.

 

[Reynard]

Yellow sticker lurk in Tesco today... Hardly anything to be had - no fruit or veg, no bread or anything from the bakery, so will have to go during the week. But didn't come home empty handed. Got some Powters sausages for my lovely neighbour, a tray with two steaks for the girls (yes, I know, I *do* spoil them) and some pollock off the fish counter and some beef mince for me. Oh yes, and the piece de resistance was the 28 day matured beef joint that was marked down from £9.74 to £2.92.

I had some caramelized onion sausages for me, but some twunt saw fit to lift them from my trolley rather than find their own.

 

[Salty seadog]

Yellow sticker lurk in Tesco today... Hardly anything to be had - no fruit or veg, no bread or anything from the bakery, so will have to go during the week. But didn't come home empty handed. Got some Powters sausages for my lovely neighbour, a tray with two steaks for the girls (yes, I know, I *do* spoil them) and some pollock off the fish counter and some beef mince for me. Oh yes, and the piece de resistance was the 28 day matured beef joint that was marked down from £9.74 to £2.92.

I had some caramelized onion sausages for me, but some twunt saw fit to lift them from my trolley rather than find their own.

That's just arse, I know people commit murder and all but that's low.

 

[Reynard]

That's just arse, I know people commit murder and all but that's low.

Alas, it's not the first time it's happened to me and it won't be the last... It's just very irritating however, as I rather fancied some sausage sandwiches for lunch this week.

 

[Salty seadog]

Alas, it's not the first time it's happened to me and it won't be the last... It's just very irritating however, as I rather fancied some sausage sandwiches for lunch this week.

My only advice comes in rhyme,
I hope it reaches you in time.
Treat your trolley like your bike,
ne'er let it out your sight.

 

[Reynard]

My only advice comes in rhyme,
I hope it reaches you in time.
Treat your trolley like your bike,
ne'er let it out your sight.

Love it

Wish it would be so easy though, I've had stuff pilfered right in front of me while I'm looking. Maybe I should electrify my trolley so it goes *fzzzzzt* if someone sticks their sticky fingers in it.

 

[classic33]

Love it

Wish it would be so easy though, I've had stuff pilfered right in front of me while I'm looking. Maybe I should electrify my trolley so it goes *fzzzzzt* if someone sticks their sticky fingers in it.

 

[PeteXXX]

You should find the nasty person and put something really expensive in their trolley and hope they don't notice it when it gets scanned

 

[PeteXXX]

Oh, sorry, nearly forgot to mention that my biro ran out of ink this afternoon.
Luckily, I had a spare one.

 

[slowmotion]

There's a flat tyre in the back of the van, and I don't have a spare. I'm on borrowed time. I'm wondering how long I can push my luck.

 

[classic33]

There's a flat tyre in the back of the van, and I don't have a spare. I'm on borrowed time. I'm wondering how long I can push my luck.

Why push it? Stick it in the back of the van and drive it around!

 

[slowmotion]

Why push it? Stick it in the back of the van and drive it around!

The problem is its flatness. It's looking very flaccid and sad.

 

[Gravity Aided]

[QUOTE 4689223, member: 9609"]BREAKING NEWS - FROG ACTIVITY

Big sign of spring, lots and lots of frog noises coming from the pond tonight, must be the strange warm weather that has woken them up, great to hear them.[/QUOTE]
Fried frog legs!

 

[Gravity Aided]

I have just cut the lawn.

I will now sit down.

I sit down to cut the lawn. If I'm standing, the riding mower won't work.