Got some tea now.
I've emailed a friend who does complex computer related stuff about the phone, on the basis he probably has a handful kicking about and I really just want an alarm clock over the next few days: Watsapp and other luxuries can wait a bit.
The problem is that he's very generous and has a tendency to offer to buy one which I don't really want to happen. We shall see.
To be fair, he owns a rather successful company and even now probably earns in a month what I earn in six, but still...