Mundane News

[PeteXXX]

My neighbours have a visitor who pops in every now and then. She never ever stops talking..
She must play wind instruments as she's mastered the art of talking and inhaling at the same time!

At first I thought it was a pimple on her jaw, but now I realise it's actually a grease nipple!!

I'm going to sit round the corner of the garden so I can read my book in peace 📙

 

[tyred]

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My neighbours have a visitor who pops in every now and then. She never ever stops talking..
She must play wind instruments as she's mastered the art of talking and inhaling at the same time!

At first I thought it was a pimple on her jaw, but now I realise it's actually a grease nipple!!

I'm going to sit round the corner of the garden so I can read my book in peace 📙

Sounds like my aunt!

 

[Reynard]

Anyways, and toblerone should help soothe my shot nerves...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Quite possibly.

Because why else would anyone risk a three decade plus friendship over something so damn trivial?

Unfortunately, you might have to be a friend/family for him to be able to think of you turning on him.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

My neighbours have a visitor who pops in every now and then. She never ever stops talking..
She must play wind instruments as she's mastered the art of talking and inhaling at the same time!

At first I thought it was a pimple on her jaw, but now I realise it's actually a grease nipple!!

I'm going to sit round the corner of the garden so I can read my book in peace 📙

Circular breathing is a talent, circular talking an affliction.

 

[Reynard]

Unfortunately, you might have to be a friend/family for him to be able to think of you turning on him.

Yeah...

*sigh*

 

[Reynard]

Right, time to go feed the cats, and then it will be time to go feed me.

The little darlings have a fresh tuna steak to share, and muggins has a monkfish tail to go with new potatoes and steamed greens.

 

[Speicher]

Just for @Reynard - cats and railways, and more railways.

https://www.railwaycat.com/gallery_673359.html

 

[Speicher]

They are all lovely but this might be my favourite. It looks just like the Ticket Office at Kidderminster, where I used to be a Volunteer ticket person.
https://www.railwaycat.com/photo_14162464.html

 

[tyred]

I'm listening to the radio and George Harrison says it's all right so we can all relax

 

[Reynard]

Just for @Reynard - cats and railways, and more railways.

https://www.railwaycat.com/gallery_673359.html

I really like those! Cheered me up no end.

 

[classic33]

Now that's well weird...

Nearly as bad as "Last seen in 11 minutes time".

 

[Reynard]

Nearly as bad as "Last seen in 11 minutes time".

Tell me about it... Maybe the server clock is shonky...

 

[Reynard]

Mmmmm, lovely supper. That monkfish tail with sage and wrapped in bacon was just lush. There's still enough left for another meal for mum and me, as it was a whopper of a piece of fish. (Marked down from £12 to £3!)

And finished the meal off with some raspberries.

 

[Reynard]

They are all lovely but this might be my favourite. It looks just like the Ticket Office at Kidderminster, where I used to be a Volunteer ticket person.
https://www.railwaycat.com/photo_14162464.html

Hmm...

No Skimbleshanks though...