How about this for bad luck?! There i was 15 minutes ago,having a shave,when the disposable razor slipped out my slippery/soapy hand and took a dive down the toilet! Not just a dive,but a perfect 10 out of 10 dive which i assume carried it beyond the u-bend. As it hit the water i expected it to sink to the bottom,but no,it must've torpedoed,cutting through the water and way out of sight!

I just hope it hasn't settled in the u-bend ready to block my bog! Not only bad luck in what happened,but bad luck in that i'd only just taken the razor out of the packet. Yes,it was new and to make matters even worse,my last one. So now i have a partly shaved face. I just hope no one notices when i go to buy another packet.
