Mundane News

[Andy in Germany]

I scored an unopened pre-packaged meal from the canteen, so that will be "disguised" by placing it in an Ikea box tomorrow.

 

[tyred]

Sympathies xxx

But you've a good excuse now for a lovely hot bath or shower, then fleecy jimjams and a hot chocolate.

I can pass the evening making a voodoo doll and sharpening some pins...

 

[biggs682]

£115 poorer after a visit to the vets

Was that cheaper than the doctors then ?

 

[tyred]

Still raining

I must give my mate Noah a bell. I think he might be able to advise me on how to build an ark.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Still raining

I must give my mate Noah a bell. I think he might be able to advise me on how to build an ark.

The plans will be in the Arkives.

 

[Speicher]

The plans will be in the Arkives.

That is an anti-diluvian concept!

 

[Speicher]

Requirements for building an Ark;

400 yards of 2 by 2 timber.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Requirements for building an Ark;

400 yards of 2 by 2 timber.

I see the Genesis of a thread of poor jokes.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I've had a change of heart ! l put my Olmo up for sale on ebay a few days ago. The bike is in my kitchen having a bit of a clean and maybe thoughts of a fond farewell .
It's no good .....l've just withdrawn it from ebay , l must be getting soft in my old age , but do you blame me, its a pretty thing and rides very nicely ....what do you think , sentimental old twit or what ?
Here she is :
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I wouldn't want to sell it either, thats lovely, I wouldn't want to get it dirty either.

 

[Illaveago]

I was walking back from the supermarket and there is a big pool of standing water next the kerb which drivers were avoiding except tosspot taxi driver who came through it at full speed and the resultant bow-wave has left me (and my groceries) wetter than I can ever remember being. I hope he rots and burns in hell

I thought it was ! It is a driving offence under the careless driving act or whatever. Points make prizes as in endorsements on their licence .

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I thought it was ! It is a driving offence under the careless driving act or whatever. Points make prizes as in endorsements on their licence .

How many points do they need to get a free bicycle?

 

[Andy in Germany]

I scored an unopened pre-packaged meal from the canteen, so that will be "disguised" by placing it in an Ikea box tomorrow.

I just realised this could be described a "Yummy Laundering".

It's been a long day, okay?

 

[Speicher]

I see the Genesis of a thread of poor jokes.

Are you pouring cold water on the idea?

 

[tyred]

I thought it was ! It is a driving offence under the careless driving act or whatever. Points make prizes as in endorsements on their licence .

Possibly but I see many things which are driving offences committed everyday with no political will to stop it.

 

[Reynard]

The sausages, mash and onion gravy ended up being accompanied by baked beans.

Finished the last of the plums and custard for afters.