You know those pockets in Cargo Pants, the ones down the sides of legs near the knees? You know what they're for don'cha, why they're the size they are? They are for kebabs that's what, and there's two, cos when you're Brahms'd you eat a kebab, throw up in the gutter, then you eat the second kebab to take the taste away.
And you know why Cargo Pants are often that dull green? That's cos when you haven't got any money for a taxi you can get into any car with them just by rubbing your leg against the car door.....
They're khaki trousers!
Ithangyou!