No thanks, please keep the storms to yourself. I don’t mind if you don’t want to share
Yesterday, I told my wife I wanted to go to the seaside and she looked at me with a disbelieving look on her face, “But you hate the beach! And why would you want to go when it‘ll be so busy and during the pandemic?” [she narrows her eyes, and looks at me closely] She says accusingly, “You mean you want to ride your bike there and back, don’t you? You wouldn‘t even go near the beach!”
[With a look of injured innocence] I said, “I would go to the beach. That’s where the ice cream vans are for a quick 99 before setting off back!”