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Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
On a much lighter note, I have been compiling the Person Specification regarding the vacancy for my Chef Executive Hofficer.

So far, I have put the following, and would welcome suggestions for other specs that I should include.

Essential:
Non-smoker, although the occasional cigar will be allowed
Have the ability to ride an elephant (Elephants will reside in my garage)
Able to procure foreign edible and drinkable items
Able to cook to high standard, and clear up the kitchen if they make an enormous mess.

Preferable:
Provide own Personal Protective Equipment for working in a kitchen environment.
To be comfortable around two cats, namely one four year old Bob, and one eleven year old Tasha.
 

Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Location
Kirton, Devon.
On a much lighter note, I have been compiling the Person Specification regarding the vacancy for my Chef Executive Hofficer.

So far, I have put the following, and would welcome suggestions for other specs that I should include.

Essential:
Non-smoker, although the occasional cigar will be allowed
Have the ability to ride an elephant (Elephants will reside in my garage)
Able to procure foreign edible and drinkable items
Able to cook to high standard, and clear up the kitchen if they make an enormous mess.

Preferable:
Provide own Personal Protective Equipment for working in a kitchen environment.
To be comfortable around two cats, namely one four year old Bob, and one eleven year old Tasha.
Sounds much like most of my current duties....
Is there a transfer fee?
 

TVC

Guest
On a much lighter note, I have been compiling the Person Specification regarding the vacancy for my Chef Executive Hofficer.

So far, I have put the following, and would welcome suggestions for other specs that I should include.

Essential:
Non-smoker, although the occasional cigar will be allowed
Have the ability to ride an elephant (Elephants will reside in my garage)
Able to procure foreign edible and drinkable items
Able to cook to high standard, and clear up the kitchen if they make an enormous mess.

Preferable:
Provide own Personal Protective Equipment for working in a kitchen environment.
To be comfortable around two cats, namely one four year old Bob, and one eleven year old Tasha.
It's as if the job spec was written for me.
 

Fab Foodie

hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
Location
Kirton, Devon.
Tonight I have mostly been protesting....,

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That'll sort the bu993r
 

TVC

Guest
Good work @Fab Foodie
 
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