A bloke came from the housing association today to do my annual gas boiler safety check. We got on to the subject of wanting the pubs to re-open asap. He told me that he's taken up brewing his own,just for a hobby while he's stuck at home at night. He asked if by any chance i had a few spare beer bottles,as he needs them to put his beer in...obviously. 'A few' i said. 'Just help yourself to that glass and plastic recycling bin on your way out'. He went to his van to get a screwdriver and came back saying 'bloody 'ell,it's full t'brim'! 'Fill your boots' i told him. He must've taken 4 carrier bags of beer bottles away with him,saying when his stout is ready he'll drop me a few bottles off.

I told him whenever he's passing by to help himself to the re-cycling bin.
