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[Deleted member 26715]

Read it you had hit the bus with your left hand, not the floor

 

[Illaveago]

Sorry to hear you're feeling achy, but have to ask how if you were not on the roundabout how you hit the bud with your left hand?

See! It has struck again !!!

Either that or Carlosfandangus was carrying a bunch of flowers .

 

[woodbutcher]

I was approaching the roundabout, the bus was already on it, I went to squeeze the front brake and my right hand was numb, so no braking force, I clipped the last 6 inches of the bus and got thrown down the road, my fault entirely, I should have approached the roundabout slower

Don't be hard on yourself , if you lived here your front brake would be operated by your left hand leaving your right hand to be "comfortably numb"
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog

 

[Deleted member 26715]

See! It has struck again !!!

Either that or Carlosfandangus was carrying a bunch of flowers .

Not productive tuxedo, this timpani, joust lingers plissing in wong Kleenex

 

[Illaveago]

Busy morning here .
Washing out the bird feeder after the Pigeons had decorated it !!!! Put some more food in . Brought in the red cross food parcel from the front door and then loaded some into the back of my car . Car wouldn't start so I had to remove a bike from my garage so that I could get inside to find my battery charger . Car battery is now on charge .

 

[carlosfandangus]

Not doing anything today, just received an email from the retail park I work at, they are looking to open in a weeks time (non essential) staffing will initially be 3 managers and 13 shop floor staff, got to wait for a phone call this week to see if I am included (repair and maintenance), before I started, my job was done by the warehouse manager (the husband of the park manager)

 

[Illaveago]

Oh! Deep joy ,splendy most! The battery chargery at almosty 3 Impy loders !

 

[IaninSheffield]

I'm fed up with destructive text!
It keeps changing my worms !
I check it for terrors, post it, and then when my black it tinned it changes them !

I was going to send you:

View: https://youtu.be/zGNVU5ZjlgA


but it looks like @postman beat me to it.

 

[IaninSheffield]

Oh! Deep joy ,splendy most! The battery chargery at almosty 3 Impy loders !

Ah, now that's more like:

View: https://youtu.be/0UJZF5iRhNg


More comprehensible than a No. 10 press briefing though.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Or the other true master of the art

 

[biggs682]

First batch of e mail's sorted
Just got a food delivery slot for 3 weeks time

 

[Jenkins]

Good morning (just) all. About as busy a morning as I could face in a cool and breezy Suffolk. Two coffees, two glasses of squash, breakfast & elvensies consumed, towels washed & on the line and hair gone over with the clippers - grade 3 length.

Sod all else to do, not that I could be bothered to do it even if there was, so it's out for a ride shortly.

 

[carlosfandangus]

Thinking of a Tramadol and a lie down, catch up on the sleep I didnt get last night

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I'm sitting watching swifts flying over the Serpentine. I was surprised how quiet London was.

 

[carlosfandangus]

Up now..... young boy across the road has just shouted me..... another puncture, I will fix it later, I have shown him and his dad how to do it in the past, however "when we do it it keeps going down"