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Gravity Aided

Legendary Member
Location
Land of Lincoln
I have done little
at work this day,
But that is okay.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
I'm on my way down South again
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Attachment 520025!
 

Jenkins

Legendary Member
Location
Felixstowe
How many of each though?
Forms stamped - 409, but some more then once (we keep statistics, but only on the number of forms, not the number of stamps)
Buttons pressed - not known (we dont keep statistics)
Kettles refilled - one kettle, refilled once as it was full when I got to work and there were only two of us on duty this afternoon. Does not form part of the official statistics

Plus one phone call answered - to confirm there was no outgoing post to be collected.

Don't encourage him!
Too late!
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
Forms stamped - 409, but some more then once (we keep statistics, but only on the number of forms, not the number of stamps)
Buttons pressed - not known (we dont keep statistics)
Kettles refilled - one kettle, refilled once as it was full when I got to work and there were only two of us on duty this afternoon. Does not form part of the official statistics

Plus one phone call answered - to confirm there was no outgoing post to be collected.


Too late!
How about ending the day with a real sense of achievement?

Pencils sharpened.
 

Kempstonian

Has the memory of a goldfish
Location
Bedford
Last office based job I did, pencils and pencil sharpners were deemed a health risk.

One person stabbed themself with a freshly sharpened pencil, another cut themselves on the pencil sharpner, small hand held plastic type, in the same afternoon.
When I was a technical illustrator I used to sharpen my pencils with a scalpel. Never cut myself once. I sliced into my fingers a few times cutting up paper with it though.
 
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