Mundane News

[Accy cyclist]

It's now out of stock.
https://www.atomretro.com/product_i...d-perry-madras-short-sleeve-check-shirt-coral
C'mon,own up! Which one of you bought the last one,after seeing it on here?!

 

[carlosfandangus]

It would have only looked good with braces, skin tight jeans, a Crombie and the right colour Doc's (oxblood)

 

[Reynard]

I have a and a banana

 

[Ming the Merciless]

About to go for a walk followed by Fish and Chips

 

[tyred]

Now I know for certain that this crisis is getting serious.

My local supermarket has run out of Marmite How can I possibly enjoy my toast tomorrow morning?

This is the end For it is written in the book of Revelations that "when there are shortages and rumours of shortages and thou cannot find Marmite to apply to thy daily bread, the end of the earth draweth nigh and the Lord thy God will not hold him blameless, he who stockpiled all the Marmite and the toilet roll and brought untold suffering onto his brethren."

 

[classic33]

Now I know for certain that this crisis is getting serious.

My local supermarket has run out of Marmite How can I possibly enjoy my toast tomorrow morning?

This is the end For it is written in the book of Revelations that "when there are shortages and rumours of shortages and thou cannot find Marmite to apply to thy daily bread, the end of the earth draweth nigh and the Lord thy God will not hold him blameless, he who stockpiled all the Marmite and the toilet roll and brought untold suffering onto his brethren."

No Gala nearby?

 

[tyred]

The lightbulb in my bathroom appears to have departed this life.

 

[EltonFrog]

I’ve eaten the last of the chocolate Easter bunny while watching a movie.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

About to go for a walk followed by Fish and Chips

Are you being stalked by a fish and chips van?

 

[classic33]

I’ve eaten the last of the chocolate Easter bunny while watching a movie.

What was the movie though?

 

[Reynard]

Just come back from a nice brisk ten miler in the company of Wiggy #1, the Rouen, on a very cool and blustery evening. Nothing quite like a good tail wind, a straight fen road and a road bike. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

And the post-ride is going down rather nicely, as are the shortbread biskits.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Are you being stalked by a fish and chips van?

Yep and a pint of beer as well.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Yep and a pint of beer as well.

I had to check, in case they were the names of your 2 guard rabbits.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I had to check, in case they were the names of your 2 guard rabbits.

I have the death squirrels on patrol

 

[Maverick Goose]

I have the death squirrels on patrol

Gulp...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueO4V2lYrAo