Mundane News

[classic33]

I refuse to answer that as I may incriminate myself!

Did you bet anything on the race?

 

[Jenkins]

Did you bet anything on the race?

What race - I wasn't watching anythig at all. Honest.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I went to see a friend today,on my way home from my bike ride. He wouldn't let me in saying i might have the virus etc etc. He spoke to me through his open window. I couldn't help notice that he as wearing a Superman dressing gown! This was at around 4.30 in the afternoon. I asked him if he was ill,if he was about to have a bath,or was he about to go to bed. Neither,he replied.Call me a snob,but wearing such a tacky garb does very little for one's appearance,even if the wearer thinks that no one can see you. I suggested that he should smarten his appearance,which would make him feel better and not make visitors like me think 'scruffy get'! i suggested something like this...

It's absolutely spiffing,wouldn't you say?!

 

[classic33]

I went to see a friend today,on my way home from my bike ride. He wouldn't let me in saying i might have the virus etc etc. He spoke to me through his open window. I couldn't help notice that he as wearing a Superman dressing gown! This was at around 4.30 in the afternoon. I asked him if he was ill,if he was about to have a bath,or was he about to go to bed. Neither,he replied.Call me a snob,but wearing such a tacky garb does very little for one's appearance,even if the wearer thinks that no one can see you. I suggested that he should smarten his appearance,which would make him feel better and not make visitors like me think 'scruffy get'! i suggested something like this...

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It's absolutely spiffing,wouldn't you say?!

Nah

 

[classic33]

What race - I wasn't watching anythig at all. Honest.

We believe you, don't we?

Was it the Ferrari that threw you.

 

[Jenkins]

We believe you, don't we?

Was it the Ferrari that threw you.

I didn't see any Ferrari in the marble race that I didn't watch at all.

 

[classic33]

I didn't see any Ferrari in the marble race that I didn't watch at all.

You know, that, "Ferrari Red" one that convinced you that it'd be the Ferrari that won in the die cast race.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Back now my wallet is a lot lighter, apparently cat has an ulcer on her tongue, they did tests to prove it wasn't first sign of kidney failure, so on something like Ibuprofen for cats. Thinks she may have licked something, or walked on then licked herself something that which was toxic, weird thing it's almost exactly 2 years within 2 weeks when it happened last time

Seasonal plant, or the like?

 

[Gravity Aided]

Heck yeah. Cake is good...

And Cuckoo clocks. You forgot Cuckoo Clocks...

Schnitzel.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Nah

Maybe a cap to go with it would help?

 

[Gravity Aided]

I am making a lasagna and garlic bread. Well, Michael-Angelo made it,froze it, and delivered it to the Jewel, and I placed it in the oven

 

[Jenkins]

Schnitzel.

Gesundheit

 

[derrick]

I have just eaten this.made with double cream.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Maybe a cap to go with it would help?
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Now, that's just plain Kufi.

 

[classic33]

Schnitzel.

From the same litter as Schnorbitz?