Mundane News

[raleighnut]

I was watching Gordon making rolls with bread & beer last night.

Did it not get stuck in his fur,

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Did it not get stuck in his fur,

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There has to be a Philip Scholfield joke in there somewhere

 

[raleighnut]

There has to be a Philip Scholfield joke in there somewhere

Given the recent revelations regarding his proclivities it would be very un PC to even try.

 

[Illaveago]

We now have a 50" TV/ Infoscreen at work running a constant loop video on how to wash your hands.

Stopped at the main CoOp in Felixstowe on the way to work to pick up a loaf of bread and they must have had a delivery - the place was packed and every person was clutching 2 of the 9 roll packs of Cushelle toilet rolls. Needless to say the shelves had been emptied - am I the only person in the UK that doesn't need any at the moment?

Do you use a sponge on a stick soaked in vinegar like the Romans ?

 

[Sterlo]

Do you use a sponge on a stick soaked in vinegar like the Romans ?

That's gotta smart

 

[Kryton521]

Day off work. Did some vacuuming. Thought about making some bread. Went for a bike ride, got a very wet and cold botty as I'd forgotten to refit the rear mud guard after bike washing the other day. Turned a wet and cold ride into a miserable wet and cold ride.
Cup of tea and reading through the joke thread.

 

[Reynard]

Stripped and laundered my bed this morning. Swapped an Arsenal duvet set for a Star Trek one. Also laundered my white coat. I shan't be needing that for the foreseeable future.

Also made some hummus with the tin of chickpeas I picked up on Tuesday night. The quality has definitely gone down - the damn things were tiny and as hard as bloody bullets. Mashing them was a challenge, what with them whizzing around the kitchen as soon as you tried to squash them...

Spent the afternoon gathering kindling and splitting logs.

Now it's time to sit down with a and a slice of birthday cake

 

[Reynard]

Oh, and I made a start on digging over my abandoned veg patch. Might as well take this time to grow some nice veggies.

 

[Kempstonian]

Stripped and laundered my bed this morning. Swapped an Arsenal duvet set for a Star Trek one.

WHY??? Did somebody make you?

 

[Reynard]

Has anyone seen my tweezers?

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Has anyone seen my tweezers?

They are where you left them

 

[classic33]

They are where you left them

They are not!
They've fallen since then, having been knocked.

 

[biggs682]

Well it's official that was a busy day

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Has anyone seen my tweezers?

Have you checked in the laundry basket? I find all sorts of things in there. Not odd socks, though, obviously.

 

[PeteXXX]

I've delivered some toilet paper to Leighton Buzzard 👍🏼