Mundane News

[Deleted member 26715]

We have drizzle here

 

[biggs682]

Morning all it looks a bit John Majorish out side ie grey

 

[Illaveago]

We have drizzle here

Cake ?

 

[Illaveago]

Morning.
It's a different grey here today.
I haven't been out to feed the birds yet but I have fed Schrodie and had a .

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Good morning people

 

[EltonFrog]

Good morning, I trust you’re all well and tickety-boo.

I over slept this morning.

I’ve had another long email from ‘Mike’ at Sainsbury’s, basically saying ‘we’re doing our best, so stop your shite’ .

 

[Illaveago]

"I just don't believe it !"
I found a booklet full of instructions and safety advice for a set of bungee straps !

There was nothing in there saying that you shouldn't use them as a slingshot with another bike .
I thought it would be fun fitting them between 2 bikes . One person would sit on their bike with the brakes on whilst the other person cycled off . When the person cycling found the resistance too great they applied their brakes and signalled the other person to release theirs !

People of a nervous temperament shouldn't try this at home .

 

[classic33]

Good morning, I trust you’re all well and tickety-boo.

I over slept this morning.

I’ve had another long email from ‘Mike’ at Sainsbury’s, basically saying ‘we’re doing our best, so stop your shite’ .

He's tied your legs together, crossed?

 

[classic33]

"I just don't believe it !"
I found a booklet full of instructions and safety advice for a set of bungee straps !

There was nothing in there saying that you shouldn't use them as a slingshot with another bike .
I thought it would be fun fitting them between 2 bikes . One person would sit on their bike with the brakes on whilst the other person cycled off . When the person cycling found the resistance too great they applied their brakes and signalled the other person to release theirs !

People of a nervous temperament shouldn't try this at home .

You'd hit a wall, best attempting it outside.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Despite very little biomedical expertise, I'm going to spend the day cell fisolating.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Is it painful?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Is it painful?

Beer works as an anaesthetic, I find.

 

[EltonFrog]

I have been busy this morning, what with one thing and another

 

[Deleted member 26715]

Stop the world we've run out of milk, off to steal a cow

 

[MichaelW2]

"I just don't believe it !"
I found a booklet full of instructions and safety advice for a set of bungee straps !
.

I almost blinded my best friend at school with a bungie chord. We were strapping cases to a roofrack and the tensioned elastic slipped out of my hand.
Perhaps we need a thread on horrible accidents that almost happened but didn't.