Mundane News

[potsy]

Does nobody else use old newspaper, or is that a northern thing?

 

[Gravity Aided]

69p a litre! Camera may have to wait a while.

Depends on how much you drink, and how long you can wait. (I still don't own a digital SLR, bicycles take precedence, now.)

 

[Gravity Aided]

8 degrees in Ireland too...

It is 1 degree here, in today's check of the worlds' weather.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Bog off.

It hangs down the front !!!

This controversy has persisted for nigh on thirty years in our home.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Does nobody else use old newspaper, or is that a northern thing?

Does no one use corn cobs anymore, then?

 

[TVC]

Does no one use corn cobs anymore, then?

That's how I lost my job at the Tex-Mex restaurant.

 

[Smithbat]

Absolutely! Only filthy plebs hang it down the back....

You could not be more wrong, you could try but it is impossible.

Does nobody else use old newspaper, or is that a northern thing?

Yes, we stopped using newspaper when the toilet moved from the bottom of the garden

This controversy has persisted for nigh on thirty years in our home.

No controversy in my house, I am right - always

 

[Gravity Aided]

That's how I lost my job at the Tex-Mex restaurant.

Look out for the chilli rellenos, folks!

 

[lutonloony]

Don't forget the marmite too!

 

[marknotgeorge]

Dismiss me as some sort of deviant if you like*, but I don't care which way the bog roll is.

* What d'you mean, you already have?

 

[potsy]

Yes, we stopped using newspaper when the toilet moved from the bottom of the garden

Where is the toilet now?
Don't tell me you are one of those ponces that have an indoor loo?

 

[Smithbat]

Where is the toilet now?
Don't tell me you are one of those ponces that have an indoor loo?

I am indeed that southern softie We even have running water in the kitchen instead of a pump in the scullery. To top it all (and I think this may make your head explode) my parents had the coal shed turned in to a utility room

 

[Gravity Aided]

Yes, we stopped using newspaper when the toilet moved from the bottom of the garden

What, and waste all that fertilizer? You aren't going to grow championship sprouts with that kind of innovation.

 

[potsy]

I'm surrounded by snobs and ponces, I need to go create a Northern mundane news thread

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'm surrounded by snobs and ponces, I need to go create a Northern mundane news thread

Surely everything in the North is mundane enough already.....