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[classic33]

I washed my reading glasses in the sink with warm water and washing up liquid before drying them with a bit of kitchen roll.

My life has been transformed.

In what way?

 

[Andy in Germany]

At least we didn't lose the North London derby. Hell, I think we were unlucky not to win it - definitely had the better of the Spuds.

Did you know that Lewis Hamilton is a Gooner? Just like little me.

Is this Polish? I can't understand any of it...

 

[Andy in Germany]

I dunno, I stuck out like a sore thumb dialect / accent-wise when I went down to Hampshire in July. The way they speak in Hampshire is totally different to what we speak here in East Cambs. It leaves one open to quite funny looks, you know that "you're definitely not from around here" kind of look.

At least you could understand each other. Dialects here are so strong that people speaking one often can't understand people speaking the other so if someone from the lower Rhine wants to talk to someone from Stuttgart they both have to make a conscious effort to speak 'high' German.

It isn't unknown for both to give up and speak English because it is easier.

 

[biggs682]

What about me duck ?

 

[Deleted member 26715]

I just happen to *like* football.

As well as motor racing.

Did you know that Lewis Hamilton is a Gooner? Just like little me.

You go looking for pirate treasure in caves?

 

[Andy in Germany]

We're decorating the bedroom today.

 

[Andy in Germany]

What about me duck ?

Well, What about your duck?

 

[biggs682]

Well, What about your duck?

It's a local saying

 

[Andy in Germany]

It's a local saying

I'm massively disappointed now.

 

[mybike]

I washed my reading glasses in the sink with warm water and washing up liquid before drying them with a bit of kitchen roll.

My life has been transformed.

Washed both pairs, amazing effect!

In what way?

He can see who asked the question.

 

[Maverick Goose]

I've just got a like for a post from 2013.

 

[classic33]

I've just got a like for a post from 2013.

System ain't that slow.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

System ain't that slow.

No, but some members are

 

[Deleted member 26715]

No longer a professional wet shave virgin, quite enjoyable

 

[classic33]

No longer a professional wet shave virgin, quite enjoyable

Cut throat?