Mundane News

[Illaveago]

Just come back from a 15 mile ride with a friend. We met a couple of cyclists at Biddestone who were from Yorkshire. ( Probably lost ) Met them again in Castle Combe.
Became a tourist attraction in Castle Combe. A lot of Oriental young women kept standing next to my bike and took pictures of themselves.

We were bothered by another lot all wearing black and yellow. They wouldn't buy a round but flew around instead !

 

[Salty seadog]

Definitely time for a duel, then.

Foil, epee or sabre?

AK47. Bit harsh. But works.

 

[classic33]

I'm not sure mine is working unfotrunately. It seems to be heating but the flame is a bit odd.

It's cold!

 

[Reynard]

AK47. Bit harsh. But works.

But that's just not cricket, me old bean...

 

[Reynard]

An afternoon of clipping and chainsawing done. Still need to do the other side of that ornamental bay, but that part of the garden looks a lot better now. Who knew the blasted things could get so big so quickly?

Anyways, now have a and some custard creams.

 

[Salty seadog]

But that's just not cricket, me old bean...

It was harsh. And not cricket. X

 

[classic33]

But that's just not cricket, me old bean...

Thought you wanted a duel?

 

[Reynard]

Thought you wanted a duel?

I do, but not with an AK 47...

 

[Reynard]

It was harsh. And not cricket. X

Sauce Wars.

Do you think it will make good reality tv?

 

[classic33]

Sauce Wars.

Do you think it will make good reality tv?

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-...stomer-from-glasgow-with-chip-on-8786768.html

 

[Reynard]

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-...stomer-from-glasgow-with-chip-on-8786768.html

I like mayonnaise on my chips.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Sauce Wars.

Do you think it will make good reality tv?

You got me thinking: In the Matrix, is the bit of computer language that represents the relish the sauce code?

I know: hat, coat et c...

 

[Andy in Germany]

I like mayonnaise on my chips.

That's setting the mundanity bar very high there...

 

[raleighnut]

Sorry @Salty seadog and @Reynard but you're both wrong, the only other thing permitted on a Bacon Buttie is a Fried Egg.............................and some Fried Mushrooms..................................a Sausage or two.

I actually worked near a chippy owned by a Scottish bloke that opened on a Saturday morning to sell 'Breakfast Twinnies' , Half a Crusty Baton with 3-4 slices of Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs and Fried Mushrooms, we didn't get much done after 'elevenses', swept up a bit maybe before we went home.

 

[classic33]

You got me thinking: In the Matrix, is the bit of computer language that represents the relish the sauce code?

I know: hat, coat et c...

Power Sauce in Red Dwarf.