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The new Stannah lift looks like it could cause some embarrassing problems .:wacko: Get stripped off , step inside , press a button and appear in front of all your guests downstairs instead of having a shower . :ohmy:
 

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My bored beans are just starting to develop pods.
How can being 90 miles further North make such a difference?

I sowed them into pots last October or November, I think. Then planted them out in their growing positions. They go dormant over winter, but get a good start when the weather starts to warm up. Is that what you did with yours?

I also think you are more than 90 miles north of here.
 
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I am eating anchovy paste on crackers, waiting for the chicken Parmesan/spaghetti to show up.
 

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Strategy was discussed. The intruder was stalked. A pincer movement was deployed.

Bob took the mouse outside, cos he did not want to share it with Kizzy. I always try to take care of animals in my garden, but mices should not really be in houses.

Kizzy is upset because she did not find the mouse, and did not see me hastily usher Bob outside.
 
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I've finally got "Brothers", the poem I've been working on, to where I want it to be. :dance:

It's been driving me bananas for the last fortnight, but it needs to be right as it's intended as a gift. :blush:

Haven't had this much grief with a piece of poetry in years. Serves me right for choosing a style I very rarely write in, as it's one of the hardest out there. :laugh: There was a horrible temptation to slip into rhyming couplets at one point... :whistle:
 

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Sometimes, thanks to a YouTuber who shall remain nameless,( because he's feckin irritating but capable) Ole, ole ole ole ole gets sung by cyclists going through tunnels. You folks did so well that year, into the semis and all. I would have rather seen you whip Germany, and beat Argentina for the Cup. Falklands II.
 
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