Mundane News

[Gravity Aided]

Great weather for Palm Sunday, as always. Least I don't have to drive a (stuffed) donkey(on wheels, mind) with a child on it down the aisle at church, as at our old parish.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Great weather for Palm Sunday, as always. Least I don't have to drive a (stuffed) donkey(on wheels, mind) with a child on it down the aisle at church, as at our old parish.

The City Farm I worked for a few years back had an agreement to supply a donkey and handler at the local Catholic church every Palm Sunday. Trouble is they are Herd animals aren't they? so the other donkey had to come or they'd kick up a fuss.

I don't know if you've ever heard a donkey complaining at the state of the Universe, but they don't do it quietly...

So Palm Sunday always involved two Donkeys...

 

[Andy in Germany]

In case anyone is wondering, I'm still sending in applications via the Job Centre.

It is exceedingly tedious.

 

[Kempstonian]

Highlight of my day
Carvery at the Mapole in Kempston, its a regular on the way home.
Not to bad for a quick refuel

That's round the corner from me! I went there when it first opened. For a change, if you haven't already, try the Toby Carvery on the Goldington Road. I liked it there.

 

[Levo-Lon]

After decades with 02 i decided its time for a change.
I buy my phones and have sim only contract.

I pay £10.68 a month for 1gig data freecalls and txts.

New sim ID carphones own
10gig data 300 mins calls and free txts £10 a month.

All done, rang 02 for puc to keep number, we could have done a special deal for you. . Why not do it in the first place then???
They were still loads more for less, so we'll see how it goes, plus its a 1month rolling and not a year contract.
These mobile providers need a kick up the backside, its organised crime

 

[theclaud]

Used to do a bit of axe throwing, double headed.

I used to do a lot of axe-throwing. Double-headed, on stilts, in a pit of cobras. Blindfold.

 

[Gravity Aided]

The City Farm I worked for a few years back had an agreement to supply a donkey and handler at the local Catholic church every Palm Sunday. Trouble is they are Herd animals aren't they? so the other donkey had to come or they'd kick up a fuss.

I don't know if you've ever heard a donkey complaining at the state of the Universe, but they don't do it quietly...

So Palm Sunday always involved two Donkeys...

You could imagine the fuss if they had to be the Palm Sunday Donkeys here, today, what with sleet and snow an inch deep. If I were a farmer, I'd want to keep my @ss indoors. Just sayin. I've seen a foot or two of snow on Palm Sunday before, with outdoor procession. I'm glad Corpus Christi is 60 days after Easter. May be hot as all get out, but no snow.

 

[Levo-Lon]

I used to do a lot of axe-throwing. Double-headed, on stilts, in a pit of cobras. Blindfold.

There's feminist and then there's @theclaud

 

[Gravity Aided]

I'm eating a bread and butter pickle. Very good.

 

[Kempstonian]

I used to do a lot of axe-throwing. Double-headed, on stilts, in a pit of cobras. Blindfold.

Bet you couldn't do it on one leg though

 

[Levo-Lon]

Bet you couldn't do it on one leg though

Snakes dont have legs silly

 

[roadrash]

if shes not careful with the axes then they wouldn't have much of anything

 

[Levo-Lon]

Nice one Tiger

 

[biggs682]

Anybody seen the price of small planes ?

I was Gob smacked

 

[classic33]

Anybody seen the price of small planes ?

I was Gob smacked

How small?