Reynard
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Andy in Germany
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- Rottenburg am Neckar
I'd have thought *THWACK* would've been more appropriate
I was thinking in terms of a damp mop hitting an opponent.
Reynard
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Why would I go for the mop end, when using the handle is much more effective...
classic33
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Usually the clean end though.Why would I go for the mop end, when using the handle is much more effective...
Reynard
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- Cambridgeshire, UK
raleighnut
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I find a shovel much more effective.Why would I go for the mop end, when using the handle is much more effective...
Reynard
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- Cambridgeshire, UK
I find a shovel much more effective.
Sure... But I don't think Tesco has shovels in store. Wilkinsons does, though...
Andy in Germany
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Why would I go for the mop end, when using the handle is much more effective...
Weight. You can get quite a swing with a damp mop. And the comedy effect is greater on impact.
Reynard
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- Cambridgeshire, UK
Yebbut a good lunge with the handle end right to someone's sternum will definitely put them out of action...
classic33
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Yellow stickering reaches new lows.
raleighnut
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classic33
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Used to put the bargains out. Somethings have to be seen to be believed.Jeez have you seen the 'elbow action' at some shops
Reynard
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Well, it's *effective*
That or an elbow to the 'nads... Everyone else is taller than me.
Reynard
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- Cambridgeshire, UK
And having been dumped on the seat of my pants more than once, tit-for-tat has its appeal... 
classic33
Leg End Member
New lows reached?