Mundane News

[classic33]

The home ec room at school had a surprising amount of sharp pointy things. And good things for doing other kinds of bodily damage...

Sewing needles!

One class room I wasn't allowed to enter and move away from the desk. I don't think they trusted me.

 

[Reynard]

One place I worked the Chef and I were both keen jugglers and we could both juggle clubs.

I forget how we realised this, but one day we found that most large kitchen knives are weighted about the same as a club...

But with more of a motivation to catch them, undoubtedly. By the handle, that is...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

A 50p piece just fell out of my left trouser leg. As I keep cash in my right trouser pocket, this is puzzling. I may have to sleep on how it happened.

 

[classic33]

A 50p piece just fell out of my left trouser leg. As I keep cash in my right trouser pocket, this is puzzling. I may have to sleep on how it happened.

Heads?

 

[Reynard]

A 50p piece just fell out of my left trouser leg. As I keep cash in my right trouser pocket, this is puzzling. I may have to sleep on how it happened.

Some kind of wormhole between your pockets?

Or you just might have put the 50p in the wrong pocket.

 

[Reynard]

I have finished taking a pen for a walk across a piece of paper.

Time for a methinks...

 

[classic33]

I have finished taking a pen for a walk across a piece of paper.

Time for a methinks...

Were you filling in the risk assesment for pen usage?

 

[Reynard]

Were you filling in the risk assesment for pen usage?

Was there supposed to be a form?

Never mind that, I have a very fine cup of tea. Can't face dessert after tonight's dinner...

Roast bone-in loin joint of pork with crackling, roasties and buttered red cabbage.

 

[classic33]

Was there supposed to be a form?

Never mind that, I have a very fine cup of tea. Can't face dessert after tonight's dinner...

Roast bone-in loin joint of pork with crackling, roasties and buttered red cabbage.

Pens can be dangerous.

 

[Reynard]

Pens can be dangerous.

Well, the pen *IS* mightier than the sword

Although as a fencer, I can say that one can do a fair bit of damage with an epee. I have the scars to prove it.

 

[Reynard]

And so to bed, perchance to dream...

 

[classic33]

Well, the pen *IS* mightier than the sword

Although as a fencer, I can say that one can do a fair bit of damage with an epee. I have the scars to prove it.

The latter has a range of safety equipment to help prevent injury though. When did you last get any safety equipment for using a pen?

 

[classic33]

And so to bed, perchance to dream...

"- ay, there's the rub, for in this sleep of death what dreams may come…”

Or,
"They say a dream takes only a second or so, and yet in that second a man can live a lifetime. He can suffer and die, and who's to say which is the greater reality: the one we know or the one in dreams, between heaven, the sky, the earth..."

 

[Andy in Germany]

Another varnish coat applied. Apparently you should apply several thin coats within a few minutes of each other so they blend as they dry instead of making layers.

So now you know.

Final coat of varnish applied, so there are now three (3) coats.

I knew you'd be interested.

 

[Illaveago]

A 50p piece just fell out of my left trouser leg. As I keep cash in my right trouser pocket, this is puzzling. I may have to sleep on how it happened.

Trousers on back to front ?