Mundane News

[classic33]

It got here!!

 

[Kempstonian]

Have any of you tipped the bin 'persons'(PC hat on) this Christmas?

Nope. I'll start tipping them again when they come and fetch the bin and return it, rather than me having to wheel it to the pavement and collect it afterwards from some random location they decide to leave it in.
Even if I wanted to tip them I probably wouldn't be fast enough to catch them as they race down the road.

 

[Kempstonian]

Ooooh. Ive just been banned from the Guy Martin thread.

I think this is the first time I’ve been banned from a thread.

I shall go and sit in the corner for the rest of the day.

I've never been banned from a thread but I've just banned myself from posting in the jokes thread. I don't think my sense of humour is shared by the mods here.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I've never been banned from a thread but I've just banned myself from posting in the jokes thread. I don't think my sense of humour is shared by the mods here.

The thing about a sense of humour is you can do whatever you do and laugh about it afterwards.

 

[Illaveago]

She showed her medal on breakfast tv this morning. She was very proud of it . She managed to complete it in just under the maximum time allowed.
I think she had to swim a certain distance and then a 100+ mile cycle ride and then a marathon !

 

[Gravity Aided]

I keep getting calls from Washington, D.C..

 

[PeteXXX]

I keep getting calls from Washington, D.C..

A call from The Man??!

 

[classic33]

A call from The Man??!

Uncle?

 

[PeteXXX]

I've stuffed my SPD shoes with newspaper so they dry in the right shape after last night's torrential downpour for the entire 50 minutes of my commute home..

 

[Gravity Aided]

A call from The Man??!

I know it's not the White House. Probably some phone bank for a primary candidate. I think Democratic presidential events start in June.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Uncle?

United Network Command (for) Law (and) Enforcement.

 

[classic33]

I know it's not the White House. Probably some phone bank for a primary candidate. I think Democratic presidential events start in June.

Play a pre-recorded message back as your answerphone. Someone like the CIA or Department of Homeland Security.

Should stop them calling.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Unless it's them calling.

 

[classic33]

Unless it's them calling.

Internal number.

 

[biggs682]

Time to get clipped in and get some miles done