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[LeetleGreyCells]

I’ve ranted on here about pretentious crisp flavours before.

The latest crisp flavour to incur my wrath is...

“Tesco Finest, Crinkle Cut, Cave Aged Chedder & Bramley Apple Chutney.”

Cave Aged? What a crock of shoot! I couldn’t give a toss if the chedder was aged in a cardboard box, let alone a cave.

IT MAKES ME SO MAD.

Mind you, i could smell the bat guano when I opened the bag.

I suppose ‘Cheese and Apple’ flavour doesn’t have the same ring to it.

 

[Grant Fondo]

I’ve ranted on here about pretentious crisp flavours before.

The latest crisp flavour to incur my wrath is...

“Tesco Finest, Crinkle Cut, Cave Aged Chedder & Bramley Apple Chutney.”

Cave Aged? What a crock of shoot! I couldn’t give a toss if the chedder was aged in a cardboard box, let alone a cave.

IT MAKES ME SO MAD.

Mind you, i could smell the bat guano when I opened the bag.

Fois gras and sauteed ptarmigan frazzles, thats what i'm waiting for!

 

[Salty seadog]

I’ve ranted on here about pretentious crisp flavours before.

The latest crisp flavour to incur my wrath is...

“Tesco Finest, Crinkle Cut, Cave Aged Chedder & Bramley Apple Chutney.”

Cave Aged? What a crock of shoot! I couldn’t give a toss if the chedder was aged in a cardboard box, let alone a cave.

IT MAKES ME SO MAD.

Mind you, i could smell the bat guano when I opened the bag.

What a timely post, I've just had a cuppa with @Hill Wimp and @Fab Foodie, as I left fabbers gave me a bag of crisps telling me they were horrible but could I give him my critique.

The flavour, Brussel sprouts. I'm scared to try them frankly.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Fois gras and sauteed ptarmigan frazzles, thats what i'm waiting for!

Don’t you mean “Loch Lomond reared Fois Gras and Sauteed Newfoundland Ptarmigan Frazzles”?

 

[fossyant]

Off to a Christmas Themed cinema showing of The Greatest Showman at Mayfield in Manchester. Not my cup of tea, but its free as its a preview night.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

What a timely post, I've just had a cuppa with @Hill Wimp and @Fab Foodie, as I left fabbers gave me a bag of crisps telling me they were horrible but could I give him my critique.

The flavour, Brussel sprouts. I'm scared to try them frankly.

At least they’re not pretentious though.

They could have been “Toasted Hand Dug Bussel Sprout” flavour.

 

[Reynard]

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[Reynard]

Can you add sawdust to the cat litter, or are the girls not used to that?

I use a clumping corn-based litter, and sawdust doesn't really clump. Although I used to have a cat who absolutely loved sawdust as litter...

Sawdust typically gets left wherever I happen to be cutting - it's far easier to turn felled trees into logs and haul the logs than to turn trees into sections, haul those and *then* turn them into logs.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Sawdust typically gets left wherever I happen to be cutting - it's far easier to turn felled trees into logs and haul the logs than to turn trees into sections, haul those and *then* turn them into logs.

“She's a lumberjack and she's OK
She sleeps all night and she works all day etc. etc.”

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

I have sent off an e mail sharpish to POST OFFICE COUNTERS Ltd.To tell them about the attitude of one of it's branches and the staff.How dare they be cheery,give good service have a conversation with me.I have just started to use this branch after our local one suddenly shut down.A wonderful branch it is a pleasure to wait in the queue,i have told POC they ought to give them some sort of reward.

I have a slight Post Office phobia and try and avoid going in them.

 

[Andy in Germany]

I suppose ‘Cheese and Apple’ flavour doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Nor would "Bat Guano flavour"...

 

[Reynard]

“She's a lumberjack and she's OK
She sleeps all night and she works all day etc. etc.”

 

[Reynard]

Right, I am very much in need of a so gonna scoot off and make me one.

All this talk of crisps... I really fancy some right now.

 

[classic33]

At least they’re not pretentious though.

They could have been “Toasted Hand Dug Bussel Sprout” flavour.

What sort of sprouts are/have you been eating?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Cold and dank out today.