Mundane News

[deptfordmarmoset]

It’s a well known fact that women are incapable of putting tools back where they found them.

You're on contentious territory here. For the record, my daughter puts all her tools in the same place and her husband continually raids them and they're never seen again. If she ever puts tools in a different place, it's because she has an as yet undiscovered hidey-hole.

 

[Salty seadog]

Does anyone know where I've left my mole grips?

Follow the mole.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Follow the mole.

Is it on Springwatch?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Does anyone know where I've left my mole grips?

Whilst your looking for your mole grips can you keep an eye out for my small yellow handled screwdriver, the very tatty old one, its been AWOL for about three weeks now.

 

[slowmotion]

Whilst your looking for your mole grips can you keep an eye out for my small yellow handled screwdriver, the very tatty old one, its been AWOL for about three weeks now.

Sorry dude. My cold chisel comes first.

 

[Speicher]

Why is there a Sloth hiding behind the sofa?

 

[Speicher]

I think the sofa is too far away from the wall, so I will push it back about a yard.

 

[Speicher]

Can anyone else hear a muffled sort of squeaky squealy noise?

 

[Grant Fondo]

The girl absorbed in her mobile as I nearly ran her over
The lady head banging to Guns n Roses stationary on the M62
The mother duck with her two ducklings crossing the M56
The trip to work isn't that mundane

 

[slowmotion]

Why is there a Sloth hiding behind the sofa?

Take your time. They don't exactly dart about.
[media]
]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES32UFlPOUA[/media]

 

[raleighnut]

I got a call from my GP on an unrelated matter. I mentioned that I'd like to book another of the six-weekly blood tests that are required for me to get repeat prescriptions.

Me: "......can you do a PSA test at the same time?"
GP: " Do you have any particular concerns or symptoms?"
Me: " Not anything too awful but I probably piss more frequently than I used to."
GP: " The PSA test is pretty unreliable. Actually, it's crap."
Me: " I've heard that too"
GP: " Come in on the 28th, we can discuss this and we can give you an examination."
Me: "...…………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Oh Christ!...……………………………."
GP: " Yes...…………………………."Oh Christ"...…"
Me: {nervous giggle}

Well, I've been dodging this one all my life, and I feel a strange sense of relief.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Currently supervising a cat courting session. On the inside of the patio doors is Sasha, on the outside is Marshall who lives over the road.

Both are dreamy eyeing each other. I opened the door and Sasha retreated to under the table and Marshall and I had a cuddle. I closed the door and Sasha returns all dreamy eyed to the door.

He really is trying hard bless him.

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Take your time. They don't exactly dart about.
[media]
]View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES32UFlPOUA[/media]

Funnily enough, my wife picks me up like that.


As an aside, after the football last night I googled Costa Rica as I wasn’t sure exactly where it was. It looks like a beautiful and interesting country.

Myself and SWMBO are currently looking for a holiday destination for January as it’s our 25th wedding anniversary. I will definitely add Costa Rica to the list of possible destinations and do a bit more investigation.

Isn’t that part of the world supposed to be a bit dodgy/dangerous?

 

[Salty seadog]

Funnily enough, my wife picks me up like that.


As an aside, after the football last night I googled Costa Rica as I wasn’t sure exactly where it was. It looks like a beautiful and interesting country.

Myself and SWMBO are currently looking for a holiday destination for January as it’s our 25th wedding anniversary. I will definitely add Costa Rica to the list of possible destinations and do a bit more investigation.

Isn’t that part of the world supposed to be a bit dodgy/dangerous?

An island of calm it seems.

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2018/01/05/costa-rica-celebrate-70-years-no-army/977107001/

 

[Serge]

Just been to Aldi to stock up on essentials for the weekend:

Is this the best shopping trolley in the world? Probably.

(Just missing a couple of Fray Bentos pies.)