Mundane News

[Gravity Aided]

Didn't they make a film like that ?

Book as well.

 

[Gravity Aided]

I've knocked one of my front teeth out

Now I am considering buying a banjo and moving further west

Can always use another hand down to the moonshine still.

 

[classic33]

My flat stinks of cow shoot!

Wait until they use pig s....

 

[raleighnut]

This is my 21,000th post.

 

[Illaveago]

[QUOTE 5251851, member: 9609"]For May I have mostly been cycling through wheat fields
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Crop cycles ? a

Book as well.

I think the film and book were slightly abridged versions.

 

[MikeG]

.........Bike to Ely..............

I love Ely. I've cycled there a few times, but always as part of a hundred miler. There's always the problem of what to do with your bike if you want to go into the cathedral to gaze up at that amazing octagonal lantern tower, and sitting by the "canal" (I think it's the Ouse), watching the narrow boats and enjoying a cuppa and slice of fruit loaf is so relaxing, knowing that you've got the Fens to come. I always get a puncture in the Fens. It's just a question of "where, this time". Happy days.......

 

[Illaveago]

I know that there is a constant battle between plants and animals in trying to prevent one from eating the other and then one developing an immunity. Well I think I have discovered plants latest strategy ! Vegetables re - adhere themselves to washing up. You think you have washed things only to discover they have cunningly reattached themselves whilst you weren't looking .

 

[postman]

They're damn difficult to house train.

So he can keep a cow or cows in his flat but not a dog,weird rules.

 

[postman]

Right signing orf.Got some windows to clean, all upstairs inside and out,oh where is Accy when you need him.Then dusting and hoovering two bedrooms, kids coming home from Uni next week for summer.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

So he can keep a cow or cows in his flat but not a dog,weird rules.

Should have got a bulldog...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Meanwhile, Microsoft has taken control of my laptop and is allegedly installing a monster update. It's been at it for almost 3 hours so I've had to resort to an old laptop with a coffee-damaged keyboard, use an external keyboard and uninstall the coffee one. Otherwise anything that requires text comes out as a ever elongating string of plus signs.

 

[LeetleGreyCells]

I’m sat in Primark waiting area while my wife is trying on the 9 items she took into the fitting room. Gives me time to catch up on here though!

 

[classic33]

So he can keep a cow or cows in his flat but not a dog,weird rules.

They can't be herd.

 

[ianrauk]

 

[Reynard]

My knees are still protesting mightily. And my neck has joined them in sympathy...

Did some volunteering for Cats Protection this morning and met a friend's new miniature schnauzer puppy.