Mundane News

[HertzvanRental]

You probably said ," My word, that was tiresome ?"

 

[slowmotion]

"Bother!" actually.


.......and the rest of The Profanisaurus....

 

[GM]

Screwfix here we come, you might just make it they're open till 10pm.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Screwfix here we come, you might just make it they're open till 10pm.

Every time I go out I seem to discover a new Screwfix. They're like a fungus, mysteriously growing and sending out toolspores.

 

[slowmotion]

Screwfix here we come, you might just make it they're open till 10pm.

I bought the (alas) late departed 8mm router cutter from Toolstation in Acton this lunchtime. £1.76. Actually, I bought two, fortunately. At that price, you can just about bear to have a bit of wanton anarchy in your workshop.

 

[slowmotion]

Every time I go out I seem to discover a new Screwfix. They're like a fungus, mysteriously growing and sending out toolspores.

Tell me about it. I now have five Stanley knives and six tape measures. You just can't fight them off.

 

[classic33]

Whoops

That's one word for it.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Every time I go out I seem to discover a new Screwfix. They're like a fungus, mysteriously growing and sending out toolspores.

Like Harbor Freight over here. I used to have a neighborhood grocery store, now it seems I need a neighborhood Harbor Freight, Walgreens, and Subway.

 

[Gravity Aided]

Yours should be safe enough.

Yes, because he's stone or concrete, and sits on my front porch. Looked like it came off a building or some such. I found it in the creek, and feared it would be a hazard to navigation (if the creek was not about two feet deep, and six across).

 

[classic33]

Yes, because he's stone or concrete, and sits on my front porch. Looked like it came off a building or some such. I found it in the creek, and feared it would be a hazard to navigation (if the creek was not about two feet deep, and six across).

To canoeists taking a short cut?

 

[Hill Wimp]

Sasha the cat has not come down for her morning cuddle whilst I drink my tea.

I may not be in favour.

 

[raleighnut]

Sasha the cat has not come down for her morning cuddle whilst I drink my tea.

I may not be in favour.

I've been 'lurgified' for the past couple of days and once word got round that I may be in bed with a temperature I've had 4 of ours pinning me down snuggling.

 

[Illaveago]

To canoeists taking a short cut?

Or Pooh sticks ?

 

[Hill Wimp]

That's twice this week someone has been sitting in my usual seat on the train

 

[Oxo]

That's twice this week someone has been sitting in my usual seat on the train

Don't you mean, that's twice this week someone's been sitting in what used to be your usual seat?