Mundane News

[Reynard]

Time to bank the fire for the night and trot off upstairs to bed.

Nunnight one and all xxx

 

[PeteXXX]

I'm up. Dog's out in the garden tiddling. Tea's brewing.

 

[biggs682]

Kettle on

 

[PeteXXX]

Dog's been fed. Dog🐶
I've made a list 📃

 

[biggs682]

Weekend has been flushed away

 

[biggs682]

Looks damp underfoot
Pale grey sky but pretty sure I can see blue bits.
First cuppa is a good one .

 

[Illaveago]

As I type this Mrs W is laid on the sofa snoring. She denies that she snores but regularly complains about my earth trembling snores. Would it be advisable to tape her efforts or would it likely end in tears probably mine.

My wife filmed me the other day. I was having a nap and I could sense that my mouth was trembling as I exhaled just like a horse making that strange noise like they do. My wife showed me her video and sure enough it was like a horse.

 

[Illaveago]

Morning.
Grey but dry here.
Past and passed are strange worms! I was reading a book yesterday and they used the passed worm. I thought surely that it should have been past instead. I just looked it up in our dictionary and passed doesn't exist! Bl**dy Oxford dictionary! Never trusted it since they didn't know that a dolly is a metal block used in metal working!
Back to those worms. If you drove past someone or someone passed you by Is my understanding of it.

 

[seanoconn]

My wife filmed me the other day. I was having a nap and I could sense that my mouth was trembling as I exhaled just like a horse making that strange noise like they do. My wife showed me her video and sure enough it was like a horse.

Don’t think I’d like to be watched sleeping, let alone filmed.

 

[PeteXXX]

Happy St Patrick's Day @tyred and any others from the Emerald Isle ☘️

 

[seanoconn]

Happy St Patrick's Day @tyred and any others from the Emerald Isle ☘️

🥳 Completely forgot. Might drive some snakes out of Wimbledon in honour.

 

[Paulus]

Good morning all.
The first of the bin lorries has been down our road.

 

[Illaveago]

I was woken up at 4.30 by a herd of elephants trampling me or that's how it felt! It was Georgie our cat telling me he wanted feeding. I was still half asleep as I wandered downstairs, grabbed some biscuits and locked down there. When I got back SWMBO said that because he had been fed he would go out after the birds. I was too sleepy to understand what I was doing and just wanted to get back to sleep.

 

[Veronese68]

🥳 Completely forgot. Might drive some snakes out of Wimbledon in honour.

Happy Paddy’s day Seano, and others who celebrate. Currently slacking in Malta and saw a few people in green based fancy dress yesterday, I’m guessing their heads hurt this morning.
Lovely and sunny here I’m sure you’re all glad to know, unfortunately heading home tomorrow.

 

[mistyoptic]

I seem to have a persistent, potentially amorous, young lady with a .ru email who wishes to become better acquainted