hopless500
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Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
So far my trial is going badly.....and its 0021hrs here....
classic33
Leg End Member
Only if they catch you!
classic33
Leg End Member
Comes in powdered form now. The chocolate version isn't easy get any more.I suggest you feed them laxative chocolate instead. After a while, they won't *DARE* to cough...
Reynard
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- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
classic33
Leg End Member
Mixes well with sugar. You'd never know it was there.In that case, put it in their coffee
OP
OP
- Location
- Manchester
I've just spent 2 hours cleaning the outside of the fridge freezer, the walls and floor around it and under the cupboard next to where it normally stands. Mr K moved it to the middle of the room so I could perform this process, which I have been waiting for him to do for too long. The muck on the floor was disgusting. We won't be leaving it that long again.
My hands are so sore, especially my thumb and forefinger after spending the whole morning removing a zillion staples from display boards.
Yes. Ha ha.
The rain finally came at 9 o'clock, very hard but short lived. I'd almost gone out with the watering can, glad I didn't now.
Reynard
Guru
- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
classic33
Leg End Member
Preferred the chocolate.Great minds think alike
Very few "helped themselves" to my chocolate, for very long.
Reynard
Guru
- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
LOL!
My mum was a senior nurse in the Belgian military in the late 60s / early 70s and was stationed at the military hospital in Oostende. There was a naval rating who used to be a regular visitor to sickbay with a bad cough - and who would then be sent on leave along with meds until he got better. However, the frequency of his visits began to ring a few alarm bells, so the Colonel in charge did a bit of digging. Turned out that every time this chap visited sickbay was when his ship was about to deploy. So a plan was hatched.
The next time the chap turned up with sickbay with a cough, they made a big deal of it, sent him for a chest x-ray and stuff, and decided to keep him under observation for a few days. Plus he was administered large doses of various linctuses at set times throughout the day by my mum.
A few days later, Colonel Doctor turns up to check on the chap and asks him whether he was still coughing.
"I don't dare," was the answer.
P.S. You can guess what was in those linctuses of course
My mum was a senior nurse in the Belgian military in the late 60s / early 70s and was stationed at the military hospital in Oostende. There was a naval rating who used to be a regular visitor to sickbay with a bad cough - and who would then be sent on leave along with meds until he got better. However, the frequency of his visits began to ring a few alarm bells, so the Colonel in charge did a bit of digging. Turned out that every time this chap visited sickbay was when his ship was about to deploy. So a plan was hatched.
The next time the chap turned up with sickbay with a cough, they made a big deal of it, sent him for a chest x-ray and stuff, and decided to keep him under observation for a few days. Plus he was administered large doses of various linctuses at set times throughout the day by my mum.
A few days later, Colonel Doctor turns up to check on the chap and asks him whether he was still coughing.
"I don't dare," was the answer.
P.S. You can guess what was in those linctuses of course
Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
0230hrs...finaly back at hotel with a cold Pilsner Urquell.
21 hour day.
Farked.
21 hour day.
Farked.
Reynard
Guru
- Location
- Cambridgeshire, UK
Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
Cheers!Eeeeek! Sympathies xxx
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Fab Foodie
hanging-on in quiet desperation ...
- Location
- Kirton, Devon.
More cheers....or polite applause xMore symphonies