Or some help with taking cuttings and potting them up?
Pushing over the small pots full of potting compost, and then chasing them round the patio and down the steps would be great fun. So would getting a pot stuck on one's head, and tipping up the watering can or going for an unintentional paddle in a large bowl of water.
That's enough about your antics,
@Illaveago, what would the kitten like to do?
Sadly I would not agree with that being helpful, so I have to turn down your kind offer of assistance.