Mundane News

[stephec]

If the cat wants to jump on me, lick my face, squeeze her sharp pointy bits into my genitals then lie dow with her full weight on my bladder then that is fine. If I do it to her then I'm Mr Badguy.

You're definitely not talking about Lu?

 

[raleighnut]

I was in a place called Orange something at the time, we gave the Mosh Club a miss though.

The Orange Tree.

 

[potsy]

You're definitely not talking about Lu?

I'm so glad somebody else asked this question

 

[ianrauk]

So I said to the shopkeeper...
"Just this please" (handing over a pint of milk)

His reply..... "Anything else?"

 

[stephec]

The Orange Tree.

That's the one, I can see that street being like the wild west on a Friday and Saturday night.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

My laptop makes a strange rattle when I shake it.

 

[stephec]

I'm so glad somebody else asked this question

I did wait for a respectable length of time but nobody stepped forward.

 

[numbnuts]

My laptop makes a strange rattle when I shake it.

Don't shake it then it won't rattle

 

[TVC]

That's the one, I can see that street being like the wild west on a Friday and Saturday night.

Just a bit.

 

[Lullabelle]

So I said to the shopkeeper...
"Just this please" (handing over a pint of milk)

His reply..... "Anything else?"

laugh of the day. I think most of us have been there

 

[Lullabelle]

You're definitely not talking about Lu?

 

[Lullabelle]

I'm tired. I'm sad. I'm fed up. My get up and go has got up and left. So much so I don't even want to go on a stag do tomorrow.

I'm feeling sorry for myself

I know the feeling sometimes it can be very difficult to muster enthusiasm

 

[Lullabelle]

On my way home this evening a guy walked past me with the most gorgeous puppy

 

[Lullabelle]

I think TVC should buy you one for Christmas.

 

[potsy]

I think TVC should buy you one for Christmas.

Merlot's just put you on ignore