Mundane News

[classic33]

Put the washing machine back together. Hopefully the kitchen floor will now dry.


I hate washing machines!!!!!!!

Do it all by hand, in the sink!

 

[Slioch]

The cat's got fleas.

(Maybe I should post this in the "Your day's wildlife thread")

 

[IDMark2]

Just read 10 pages of the tea thread backwards. It still make no sense.

That's a bit slow, just trying one page should yield the same result as 10.
Try posting in it, then it makes even less.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Did it make sense reading it the right way?

I'm not that brave

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

That's a bit slow, just trying one page should yield the same result as 10.
Try posting in it, then it makes even less.

Ditto to above post

 

[numbnuts]

Do it all by hand, in the sink!

or down by the river

 

[classic33]

I'm not that brave

Out goes the "Fearless Warrioress" avatar.

 

[PeteXXX]

My daughter popped in to 'borrow' a couple of 13amp fuses. While she was here my granddaughter nicked some of my chips and ate some ice cream (with Sprinkles). My grandson then threw up on my trousers.

 

[gbb]

We keep chickens as well. They eat anything..

My colleagues sister keeps chickens, he explained one day a mouse got in the run..he said it was carnage, chickens murderously chasing the poor thing until it was pecked to bits. You'd never know it would you, psychos the lot of them.

 

[classic33]

My colleagues sister keeps chickens, he explained one day a mouse got in the run..he said it was carnage, chickens murderously chasing the poor thing until it was pecked to bits. You'd never know it would you, psychos the lot of them.

Google glasses for chickens!

 

[gbb]

One of ,my favourite screwdrivers has arrived home after several weeks holiday in Mansfield.

I left it there after doing some DIY jobs for relatives...I spent days accusing all and sundry of nicking it when I got back to work.

Its a 5mm VDE 1000v rated flat blade ...a good all rounder. Mundane to you......but one of my most used screwdrivers.

 

[welsh dragon]

My colleagues sister keeps chickens, he explained one day a mouse got in the run..he said it was carnage, chickens murderously chasing the poor thing until it was pecked to bits. You'd never know it would you, psychos the lot of them.

I know. As I've said before, chickens will eat anything they can get down they're throats. They are very funny, friendly birds what follow us around everywhere, but don't be fooled by that.

 

[gbb]

Google glasses for chickens!

No need, I remember that from Storage Wars

 

[classic33]

No need, I remember that from Storage Wars

Seen them in use.

 

[mybike]

Do it all by hand, in the sink!

My hands are already sore from mopping up soapy water. That would kill them.