Mundane News

[alicat]

You've been expelled

Oh dear, at least I will get more time for riding.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Dear lodgers, the Housemartins

You have been a joy to see and hear all summer and i am privileged you have chosen my house eves after decamping from the neighbours, However one small request can you please expel your waste BEFORE you arrive home so i don't have to spend 15 minutes of time i will never recover cleaning all your poo from one of my front window sills. It stains the UPVC.

Your landlady xx

 

[Lullabelle]

I mowed the back lawn this afternoon, very hot and humid out there today, the weeding and other bits can wait

 

[TVC]

Dear lodgers, the Housemartins

You have been a joy to see and hear all summer and i am privileged you have chosen my house eves after decamping from the neighbours, However one small request can you please expel your waste BEFORE you arrive home so i don't have to spend 15 minutes of time i will never recover cleaning all your poo from one of my front window sills. It stains the UPVC.

Your landlady xx

Put some clingfilm on it

 

[classic33]

Bloody hell don't start them off AGAIN !!

We'll just wait for the firsr snowfall, then remind you.

 

[HertzvanRental]

Put some clingfilm on it

The sills, or the House Martin's?

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Im eating a McDonald's breakfast in Liverpool.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Im on a train ...... again

 

[numbnuts]

I've got nothing on today

 

[mybike]

Im eating a McDonald's breakfast in Liverpool.

Sounds about right,

I've got nothing on today

Too much information.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Im on a train ...... again

I've been on a train and will be later.

£22 all in to get from Oldham to Liverpool and back at peak time.

 

[summerdays]

Hopefully seeing friends today, I've been offered a lift but I haven't got the foggiest when....

 

[summerdays]

My lift has messaged to say they are setting off so they should be here in under an hour! Looking forward to a lunch of nice nattering with 2 friends who rarely meet up!

 

[Large]

Tired. Irritable.

 

[Paulus]

Starting work at 15.00 today.